fleamont

the most amazing, loving, sweetest, and accepting dad you’ll ever meet. he’s so caring and will do anything for you. he deserves the absolute world.

fleamont is the best dad in the world

by marls April 10, 2021

Fleasexual

Someone who is Fleasexual only experiences sexual attraction to Fleas.

Margot is Fleasexual, she fell in love with a flea. The wedding is next week!

by The flea children October 9, 2023

Scratchin' fleas

1. Slang for scratching an itch in the pubic area, notably caused by crabs.

2. Something a dirty hoe performs regularly but denies vehemently:

at least dis bitch ain't be scratchin' fleas, yo

by Ziggy Q August 6, 2011

chicken flea

Sierra Paige Bell

There is an empty can of Vienna sausages. The chicken flea must have been here! She would give her left toe for those.

by Heyitsmesir July 22, 2019

fleard

A fleard is a flesh-colored beard. Basically a beard that is not blonde, but the color of skin, and looks really weird.

Ew, look at Spencer Pratt's fleard.

by PrincessPeaches October 9, 2009

on fleak

Perfect, stylish

Man, those girls eyebrow's are on fleak

by Madz❤️ September 14, 2016

sand flea

Another (pejorative) name for Arab Muslims, as they are desert people; can be plural - sand fleas.

Did you see all the cops over at Al-Aqsa Bizarre?

Yeah...the sand fleas must be getting violent again

by MosesI July 31, 2016