shaving a live flashbang inside your partners ass and then yelling fire in the hole and diving to the other side of the bed.
by bonner_3 March 26, 2025
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That Taylor boy keeps running off with my chickens, that’s alright, he’s gonna have a Florida Flashbang aimed at him next time.
by GravitonCrImSoN March 16, 2023
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She said she loves me, right as she was blowing me. But when I started to give her a Bavarian flashbang , she kicked me the hell out of there.
by Jay zees December 27, 2020
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by Mr_Meme June 7, 2019
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Man, you never told me you got a MICROPENIS.
NONONOO-. .
Man, you never told me you got a MICROPENIS.
NONONOO-. .
by ThatOneIrishGuy May 2, 2022
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Guy 1: How did you do it?
Guy 2: I flashbanged him last night when he was laying in his bed, got him right on the head. Dude didn't even know what was opening.
Guy 2: I flashbanged him last night when he was laying in his bed, got him right on the head. Dude didn't even know what was opening.
by SDAntics April 10, 2022
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by Cody5050 January 26, 2022
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