When you replace the valve mechanisms in all four of your townhouse's toilets, but neglect to replace the flappers, per the directions on the box. You then have to throw a Flapper Fest to remedy the problem.
Hey Wifey, let's have have a Flapper Fest tonight, so you can help me fix all the toilets I fucked up by only replacing one component!
by Uncle Willard May 12, 2015
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The proper term when bitch, whore, slut and even cunt don't quite cut it.
The proper term when bitch, whore, slut and even cunt don't quite cut it.
by Ryuchi July 20, 2008
Get the Flapper Bitch mug.The act were you wave your testicals that have not been washed in a few days in someone elses face so they can smell the very unpleasent oroma.
Jew: Dude Garrett did the salty flapper to me the other day and i puked.
Garrett: Ya i know you dumb piece of shit im Garrett.
Garrett: Ya i know you dumb piece of shit im Garrett.
by Art E. Rie October 3, 2010
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"Hey brah, you need to wash your sheets; were you eating sundaes in bed and watching television?"
"No, I was actually masterbating in my own butt squirts."
"Oh okay, that is gross, your a crap flapper you are."
"No, I was actually masterbating in my own butt squirts."
"Oh okay, that is gross, your a crap flapper you are."
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