Becky:oh my god have you met kingflapjacks?
Anne:yeah he’s super cute but not as cute as chromie.
Becky:whatever
Becky:king flapjacks and chromie are just friends
Anne:yeah he’s super cute but not as cute as chromie.
Becky:whatever
Becky:king flapjacks and chromie are just friends
by Peppa69hydroflaskskkskskloveya November 17, 2019
A phrase your brother uses to make you want to commit capital fraud and 7 counts of blue collar tax evasion
by Giggitygoo415 January 24, 2021
using maple syrup, honey or melted butter spread it on the pancake, then wrap it around your dick, and violently masturbate
"Hey babe, what did you do before."
"i flapjack fapped with maple syrup."
"ohh yum, then your dick is my favourite flavour."
"i flapjack fapped with maple syrup."
"ohh yum, then your dick is my favourite flavour."
by AGREATNESS December 24, 2012
A cute blond female, with an extreme Asian fetish whom barks like a dog and meows like a cat frequently. Also prone to destroying entire bags of deep fried food in one sitting.
by Noodles123456 June 27, 2010
(noun) - the art of squarely placing one's body upon another in a fashion such that the testicles fill the opening between the bottom partners legs near the asscrack. If done properly, this should create the appearance of two pancakes stacked. One then proceeds in letting the penis marinate in the butthole of one's partner until the "frothy pancake batter" again finds it way into the "ceramic mixing bowl." The process may take anywhere from minutes to weeks to "fully bake." Maple syrups would be kind of gross, but I guess for the sake of being genuine it could prepared and thoroughly applied. Ideal for the lonely lumberjack looking for some loving on a cold winter's night. Homosexuality implied, but not guaranteed.
Heat up your griddle and start mixing the batter, I'm having a
ravenous hankering for some of your naughty flapjacks
ravenous hankering for some of your naughty flapjacks
by Darius Weatherford October 31, 2007
A seriously sick pair a breastisis. The kind that hang way down "loose-like" while the bitch is standing up. They flatten out and resemble flap jacks or pancakes when she is laying down. Usually accompanied by stretch marks or moles. Possibly a punjent odor usually due to sweat built up in the "flaps" under them fun bags. Also there is not one damn thing fun about flapjack funbags.
by The Rabot April 16, 2007
This is a situation that is created when one person defecates a toilet, and chooses NOT to flush. A second and/or third person then uses the SAME toilet to perform THEIR business. The toilet remains un-flushed.
A final party, (house, condo, or apt. owner), then "stumbles" upon the creation, and usually gets VERY ANGRY.
This "stacking" of feces resembles that of flapjacks at breakfast.
Middleburg Heights is defined as the first location where a Flapjack of this sort was created.
A final party, (house, condo, or apt. owner), then "stumbles" upon the creation, and usually gets VERY ANGRY.
This "stacking" of feces resembles that of flapjacks at breakfast.
Middleburg Heights is defined as the first location where a Flapjack of this sort was created.
Angry at his girlfriend, Dustin convinced his friends Brian and Chad to help him create a Middleburg Flapjack in her downstairs toilet.
by Kelly, Brian March 24, 2008