Figlet

A text message received on your phone from someone you don't know, that is directed at a friend of yours who does not own a cell phone.

Hey dude, I gots a figlet here on my phone for you

by RubberDucky1234567890 March 4, 2011

fogly

a combination of fat, old and ugly: a spoof on FUGLY

pronounced FOG-glee

I am much too fogly to worry about getting raped by any strange motorist on the highway who might give me a ride.

by Jon64Bailey October 2, 2013

Filly

In the card game of cribbage, it is defined as a crib containing zero points.

"Oh man, Shane got a Filly!"

by Showels April 12, 2019

Fugly-Bugly-Mugly

The name given to someone who is at the peak of their lives, whilst being the ugliest person in the world. Thus, this person has absolutely no hope and will most probably die, alone and unloved, in a hovel having been rejected from society.

Jenny: Eww! Fugly-Bugly-Mugly---
(she cannot finish because the sight is too hideous for words. After years of intense couselling she returns to normal life)

by FlibandFlibFlibandFlib March 20, 2009

fugly blonde

a big fat ugly lady, usually owning a dog that's nearly as large and mean as her, with ugly dyed-blonde hair and the reason they came up with the term "evil step-mother"

Dude did you hear what the fugly blonde did this weekend?

Damn, the fugly blonde needs to grow up!

by allieway July 6, 2009

Figgy Pudding

a term for pussy, poon-tang, tail, getting some.

Joe, I was at Ashley's last night put my dipstick into her figgy pudding.

by ffrodelgnim December 4, 2011

Fugly Funt

Fucking Ugly Fucking Cunt

Lindsay Lohan is a Fugly Funt

by Loves to spooge on you September 26, 2009