Gray: Make a fuck up last night man.
Chris: Why, what you done now?
Gray: Ended up driving a Ford Fiesta!
Chris: You gimp!
Chris: Why, what you done now?
Gray: Ended up driving a Ford Fiesta!
Chris: You gimp!
by Yiddogray November 19, 2007
A get-together centered around a large amount of consumption of alcohol, usually in the form of beer, accompanied by the purchase of a UFC fight on the big screen.
Sporadic outbursts of guitar strumming and sing-a-longs can usually be anticipated.
Sporadic outbursts of guitar strumming and sing-a-longs can usually be anticipated.
"You know what makes a FIESTA awesome? UFC fights. We're gonna have a UFC Fiesta."
"Mom had mentioned y'all playing some guitar and ol' girl singing, too."
"Can't wait to see y'all so we can jam."
"Mom had mentioned y'all playing some guitar and ol' girl singing, too."
"Can't wait to see y'all so we can jam."
by Spankaliciousness August 06, 2010
the act of taking Bath and Body Works festive vanilla fig lotion and having a group ass massaging party.
by Mr.Ouhl is hot December 29, 2010
Nick: Dude, her boobs were so awesome! it was like a tata fiesta!
Karen: Your sick. But im glad you had fun.
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Nick: Hey Karen do you want to go to the party tonight? I hear its a real tata fiesta!
Karen: sure! Just let me go get my day-glow colored panties!
Karen: Your sick. But im glad you had fun.
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Nick: Hey Karen do you want to go to the party tonight? I hear its a real tata fiesta!
Karen: sure! Just let me go get my day-glow colored panties!
by imakeyolipstingle October 25, 2010
Largely similar to standard masturbation, but presumably more vigorous and, well, festive. Think of it as the Memorial Day of auto-eroticism.
You guys have a good time tonight, I'm just going to stay here, watch the O'Reilly factor, maybe later have a cum fiesta.
by Finneagan Cyril von Vandehagan August 07, 2006
by Rusty Pockets December 07, 2009
An ugly hatchback made by Ford and bought by losers who think they're the next Ken Block or Tanner Faust. This hatchback can mostly be seen driven around by uneducated rednecks who try to drift a FWD system in an empty parking lot (the lot was evacuated at the sight of this vehicle). People often act surprised when they go on the back country roads and their wheels fall off at 5 mph in this vehicle. Nobody is sure why, they saw rally drivers do it on TV, so why can't they?
Person 1: Yo did you see Ken Block drift that Ford Fiesta around that track?
Person 2: Yeah that was pretty sweet
Person 1: I bet I can do the same thing, watch this *dips around corner at 10 mph and makes a weird squealing noise*
Person 1: That was so easy, watching Ken Block has taught me a lot, I think I'll stop by the shop today and grab a spoiler to increase my drift radius
Person 2: Yeah you do that...
Person 2: Yeah that was pretty sweet
Person 1: I bet I can do the same thing, watch this *dips around corner at 10 mph and makes a weird squealing noise*
Person 1: That was so easy, watching Ken Block has taught me a lot, I think I'll stop by the shop today and grab a spoiler to increase my drift radius
Person 2: Yeah you do that...
by DiggyDigger69 May 08, 2016