Fiber Tax

The amount of fiber one has to consume in order to make sure they have a normal bowel movement without paying for it in pain.

“I have constipation, I can’t make it to the party!”
“Did you have too much or too little fiber?”
“What?” (Groans)
“If you had too little fiber, then you didn’t pay your body the fiber tax to let the stool through.”
“What if I had too much fiber?”
“Then you paid too much fiber tax!”

by DorianGray1243 July 11, 2023

Fiberglass in his dickhole

another way of saying sand in the vagina

He is in a shitty mood today. I think he has fiberglass in his dickhole.

by AnnFrankGotGanked October 27, 2023

Fibernastics

Fibernastics (fai·buh ·na·stuhks): The scientific term for the development of fiber cables. Fiberoptic cables particularly.

"Hey what did you study in school?"

"Fibernastics development, and you?"

by Rusulka November 17, 2023

fiber optic cable

a way to express your love for someone. basically another word for i love you.

'fiber optic cable, bro."

"i fiber optic cable you too."

by amy is basically hajime November 21, 2023

Fiber Optic Cable Core

A kind of shitposting where you play sad music in the background and record someone saying something and then you cutoff the last part where they say a noun and flash a picture of said object and have them repeat it in a pitched down version

This is my favorite computer. *Image of a computer*, computer *in a low pitch voice*.

Ahh the classic fiber optic cable core.

by Humorescence June 30, 2024

Fiberous Mosgrove

Pubic hair that grows in thicker, longer, and less curly when you are on a high fiber diet.

Tim: Did you see John’s pubes?
Stegosaurus McCluggers: Yeah it looks like he got fiberous mosgrove.
Tim: How’d he get that?
Stegosaurus McClugers: Must be from that new diet he’s on.

by Possum Brown December 22, 2024

Fiberous Mosgrove

A condition when your pubic hair grows longer, thicker, and less curly when you ingest too much fiber.

Tim: Did you see John’s pubes?
Stegosaurus McCluggers: Yeah it looks like he has Fiberous Mosgrove.

Tim: How’d he get that?
Stegosaurus McCluggers: It must be from that new diet he’s on.

by Possum Brown December 22, 2024