Fernando, Stop
by Shrimpy._.Noodles February 09, 2019
After you are done taking a wicked awful shit, you omit the wiping step. You proceed to stick your index finger into your ass crack, then finger paint a mexican-like facial hair style onto said victim
"That crazy bitch was into all sorts of crazy shit! She even wanted me to give her a filthy fernando!"
by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 02, 2010
A fernando pino is the sweetest, most selfless person youll ever meet. He can be shy, but once you know him well, you will fall in love with him. His eyes will be the most soothing things to look into-sometimes hazel but turn brown in the summer- makes the mose adorable faces and has the best sense of humor
Hes there for good and will do anything for you. He is very resourceful and full of common sense. He is self sufficiant and very helpful and easy to get along with.
Did i mention he has a very pleasing cock ? He knows exactly what you want in bed and can sure as hell please you. Fernandos are overall the sweetest creatures out there.
Hes there for good and will do anything for you. He is very resourceful and full of common sense. He is self sufficiant and very helpful and easy to get along with.
Did i mention he has a very pleasing cock ? He knows exactly what you want in bed and can sure as hell please you. Fernandos are overall the sweetest creatures out there.
by Josueandlukearegay September 30, 2019
The act of deficating into a toilet bowl already spackeled with human feces. Fernando is that Mexican dude with a fecal fetish that just can't seem to get enough poo in his diet. The spackeling found in toilets refers to the remnants of Fernando's turd-log fetish which commonly adorn the corner of his lips. Fernando is a smallish Mexican man in love with himself, and his jet-setting life and will do anything in his power to fuck over the next guy in line to get what he wants. He's the backstabbing, shit-eating little douchebag that everyone hates.
Bruce: Oh god! (stomach rumbling)
Vince: What's wrong man? Did that pile of carne asada do a number on you, or was it the sauce you used to add all that flavor?
Bruce: I'm not sure, but if I don't go and "Feed Fernando" soon, I'm going to paint the inside of my underwear with a stream of butt coffee!
Vince: What's wrong man? Did that pile of carne asada do a number on you, or was it the sauce you used to add all that flavor?
Bruce: I'm not sure, but if I don't go and "Feed Fernando" soon, I'm going to paint the inside of my underwear with a stream of butt coffee!
by bruceygofuckyourself May 14, 2011
The best striker in the whole Premiership. A very skilled, fast and technical player. He rips through the oppositions defence and makes his presence known imidiately.
by Rumo March 01, 2008
A young talent striker with amazing skills who has carried athletico madrid for years despite the fact he is only 22.Recently linked with a move to the English premiership
Fernando torres is the heart and soul of the Athletico madrid team and a crucial player for the national team.
by Jonny123 July 16, 2006
An extremely rare type of mustache known for its unique location. Rusty Fernando mustaches are located within the hairline just above the forehead. They are similar in shape and style to the “handle bar” mustache.
Julio wasn’t satisfied with his awesome goatee so he decided to grow a breath-taking Rusty Fernando.
by Ronald Swanson September 12, 2012