Feeling like a porn star

To wake up with a hard on.

I woke up feeling like a porn star dick so hard looking larger than normal

by James dick Snyder February 7, 2022

feel like slapping a ni**a

To express feeling sad, upset or even angry; to have a bad day

- What's up bro? Feeling a little upset today, I see?
- Man, I don't wanna talk about it really.
- What's going on bro?
- Don't know man. I just feel like slapping a ni**a today.

by Qubs_J April 18, 2025

feeling like one

up to your own interpretation

me: hey rachel, you look like one today!!
rachel: thanks so much i’m feeling like one

by ….ifeellikeone November 14, 2022

Feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana

The way Lisa Cimorelli described marriage before she was married

Christina: “You’re 28, and you’re getting married. How does it feel?”
Lisa: “It feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana.”

by cimiscoolerthanmysocks_ November 28, 2020

It feels like I got hit in the back of the head

A phase founded by Lyndi Hoffman to express gratitude for a meal that felt like the scene in Ratatouille when Remy ate the cheese and strawberry together.

Oh my goodness!! Thanks Thad for the meal. It was so good it feels like I got hit in the back of the head!

by Hydroflaskh2o May 4, 2024

Feeling like Trunks

When you absolutely getting shit on by your buddies for your shit gameplay but you just hit the nastiest no scope.

Jay: Bro you’re dogshit you literally have no kills
DaddyJ: Dude I’m literally one snipe away from feeling like Trunks

by DaddyJSchmeat February 12, 2022

I feel like lindsey

to feel rejected

this man don't want me, I feel like Lindsey

by anonymous October 6, 2025