fecebooking

Facebooking while taking a poo. Can be from a computer, iPod, phone.

**Facebook Chat**

Dave: Whats up
Mike: Nmu
Dave: Just taking a deuce and facebooking
Mike: Oh you mean fecebooking?
Dave: Yeah

by gin078 September 2, 2009

Feces pieces

Small bite size pieces of shit.

Someone didn't flush the toilet and left a bowl full of feces pieces for everyone to enjoy.

by Dadgad September 29, 2014

FecesBerry

Any Blackberry mobile device, that falls into a feces infested toilet. Preferably: Diarrhea.

I'm just checking my facebook, twitter, and myspace on my FecesBerry.

by finespud February 22, 2010

feces folio

A polite way to say shit list.

I knew there was going to be trouble when I made the boss' feces folio.

by dogbreath57 September 15, 2010

fecetation

Increasingly painful urge to deficate as one travels closer to toilet facilities.

As I approached home, fecetation set in.

by bight December 31, 2012

Feceral

An unintentional portmanteau combining Feces/Fecal and Federal. Refers to an act or by-product of the Federal Government that also happens to be a piece of shit.

Steve Jones says that "Representatives should be required to live in feceral plazas with apartments."

by barbotus April 12, 2014

fecenate

when you gotta take a shit and you're just chillin on your phone for an hour

verb(maybe). fecenation, fecenating

"feescen-ate" or something like that

"sorry It took me so long bro, i was fecenating".

"holy shit, I just took the longest fecenation ever".

"how often do you fecenate"?

"pretty much everytime I take a shit".

by the fecenator June 2, 2019