designated fatass

The larger person in a group of friends that is automatically blamed for any food that goes missing.

Who took the last cupcake?! *everyone looks at the largest person* Largest Person says: "Oh, so now i'm the designated fatass?!"

by Monroe 108 October 21, 2014

Fatal Strudel

A strutel that is given to one that has massive hemorrhoids, causing them to pop and bleed profusely, resulting in death.

Hey man, did you hear about Derrick? I heard Bill gave him a fatal strudel, and now he's dead.

by Dumas January 4, 2007

fatard

Someone who has a weight problem and is socially inept. One who tries to identify themself with materialistic items rather than figure out how to talk to people effectively.

Thing One: "Boy, that weird red head in our office really has a penchant for Juicy Couture, Lamb and Betsey Johnson. Maybe she should put the fork down instead!"

Thing Two: "Ya, she's such a fatard!"

by Far Behind May 1, 2008

Preferred Fatass Parking

The closest non-handicapped, actual parking space to a store. The exceedingly huge park here so as not to have to walk any distance that could be considered exercise. The next step is buying a handicapped placard and rolling around in a wheelchair purely for the sake of escaping fatigue caused from walking more than the 5 feet it usually takes to get to the refrigerator.

FAMF: OMG! LOOK AT THAT SPOT! IT'S CLOSER THAN THE HANDICAPPED PLACE!

Blob o' Fat: QUICK! HIT THAT SHIT!

FAMF: Dude, this is the best Preferred Fatass Parking ever.

Blob o' Fat: Seriously! Now hurry up, I want my fucking triple Quarter Pounder.

by Rawrasaurus January 20, 2007

fatanical

adj. A person who is exceptionally fanatical about their religious beliefs, sports team, or other thing which they support strongly - to the point of being scary. Origin - cross between fanatical and satanical.

Sue was dancing around scarily when her favorite sports team won and she looked quite fatanical.

by theonetheonly August 10, 2006

fatassdon

usually a very unloving person who is very fat, often named "big don" or "tubalard" or "twinky" like talahassy :D often man of the house.

DAMN LOOK AT DON! HE'S A FATASSDON BRO.

by FAGGOT$4LYFE. December 14, 2010

fatal first piss

The first time during a long drinking session that one has to finally answer the call of nature or take a piss. This is a bad thing as this generally signals that there will be the beginning of many frequent drink-interupting trips to the dunny.

I held on as long as I could but after five beers I had to take the fatal first piss.

by Busted Hyman July 6, 2006