Farking

The physical sound and act of actually barking. Can be referred to as fake barking because When your fur-member barks at someone that is at the door. However, upon getting up and going to the door you then realize that you just got played because no one is at the door.

Dude, why are you farking at the door no one is even there!
I swear if you dont stop farking I'm putting you In the kennel.

by Chow Chow Consultant March 17, 2020

Fark

A place where discrimination is prevalent and appropriated. You have no rights there.

"I am from Fark."
"Bougie"

by #jibby August 21, 2021

Farking

Rubbing thy anus in circular motions till you have to fart.

I was farking earlier and then i had to shit.

by Z0AR0 June 5, 2024

Fark over

To give up or hand over

*boys steals a girls cell phone then runs*
Girl: Get back here! *chases him for a few moments*
Boy: *snicker* NO!
*Girl finally catches up to him and stops him in his tracks*
Girl: Fark over my cell...*hold hand out*
Boy: ...Fine...*hands over the cell*

by [e-mail] April 16, 2007

fark

(verb) pronounced FAR-k
Mostly pertains to dogs smaller in statue, it’s an event that occurs when excited little dogs want to bark really loud! The pressure inside their bodies while attempting this action causes whatever pressure not released from the Bark, is instead released out their clenched anus emitting a fart at the exact same time.
Thus saving the little dog from any broken ribs or stomach issues from unreleased gases.

As win, “Do you know your dog barks AND farts at the same time?”

“Sure I do, it’s a FARK. His butt is like a pressure release valve.”

by yogafrogger June 25, 2023

fark

When a dog is startled, and simultaneously farts and barks at the same time.

I turned the corner and scared the sleeping dog. It farked. It was loud and smelly.

by JohnnieVegas July 27, 2017

Fark

To bark and fart at the same time.

Omg the dog just farked.

by Grunt4kek August 15, 2020