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Facial Hair February

Similar to: No-shave November, Decembeard, Manuary, and March Stashness... The month is meant to celebrate the wonders of a man (or woman) and their facial hair.
Q: Yo whats up with the facial hair, bro?
A: Ive been keeping it goin since No-shave November, and its Facial Hair February ... get with it.
by McKracken72 December 4, 2010
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Facial Cramps

When your jaw and/or cheeks become sore or cramped. A common side effect of smiling way too much or performing prolonged cunninglus.
Last night I went down on my girlfriend for two hours and today I couldn't chew my breakfast. Worst facial cramps ever, feels like I was in the ring with Mike Tyson.
by SpiceRubbaDubba February 24, 2011
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E-facial

When a guy masturbates while on skype with a female and cums on the image of her face to simulate a real life facial. Very popular for long distance relationships and in Frankfurt, Germany.
Mary: How are you and Bryan doing?
Sallie: We're better than ever! He's been giving me E-facials over skype and it's really saved our relationship!
by Claire Loves E-facials. November 20, 2010
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Pre-School facial

When a girl sucks a mans penis and right before he reaches climax, he pulls out and tries to spell her name on her face.
Guy: That was great babe
Girle: i know but who's Don
Guy: my pre-school facial wasnt enough for donna.
by E-Roach012001 February 26, 2008
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facikated

Pronounced Face uh kated - The act of being beaten, broken or whooped on by an opponent in any drinking game. Durived from Fornicated insinuating that your face just got fu**ed!
1) you better change your Facebook status to sore, cuz you just got facikated!

2) Dont talk with your mouth full! You've just been facikated

3) Im sorry but I am not going to use lube before I facikate your face!
by Wronghander22 February 3, 2010
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Fabiar

Enjoy life at the most without fear. Rule enforcer without ever doing shit. Hypocrite. Never worked in life.
Do your work while I rest by the pool. Fabiar
by Public employee June 10, 2020
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cock facilitate

To assist another in hooking up. Antonym to cockblock.
Trudy and Dan frequently had time alone to hookup because her roomate would cock facilitate, by leaving and giving them privacy.
by max100 May 31, 2009
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