Fortnite

1. A free game played by gay cock munchers who get no pussy what so ever...
2. The game that reminds you that your goals will never be achieved.

Fortnite... I know you played it before... its okay.. I guess...

by BillyBouncyBalls February 12, 2018

Fortnite

The game that you won't be able to win once ever.

Your Friend : yo, wanna play fortnite?

You : Go Suck You're moms dick you ugly ass nigga

by ElaMain February 18, 2018

Fortnite

Something that only the lowest and loneliest of virgins play

Friend: I won in fortnite
Me: *sigh* you poor little child

by JMO55 February 14, 2018

Fortnite

A decent game ruined by it's fandom of 8 year olds

Normal Person: Yeah Fortnite's an OK game
Toxic people that ruin the game: HA HA U SUK GET REKT I'M ONLY 7 AND I STILL BEET U HAHAHAHAHAHA LEMME STEAL MY MOM'S CREDIT CARD AND BUY V-BUCKS BECAUSE I HAVE NO LIFE

by General-Kenobi July 16, 2020

Fortnite

The number 1 leading cause of suicide.

Do not play it if u rage because u will probably die by a four year on his mums iPad and start screaming no u tolu at your screen.

Pro fortnite players include EddieTheEgg501 and that’s it.

Go die if u are an eight year old with a fortnite YouTube channel.

Fortnite will eat u for dinner in a cupboard and that cupboard is on drugs that were sold by an ant and that ant had Ebola and that Ebola was from t series

Obese child: mummy I want to play fortnite

Retarded mum: no u tolu
Obese child: mummy are u proud of me I got a number one victory royale
Retarded mum: btw ur adopted

by Bongo cat in a wheelchair December 21, 2018

Fortnite

A ripoff of Minecraft Hunger Games

Me: Fortnite is just a MC Hunger Games ripoff
Fortnite Fans: NO MINECRAFT IS A FORTNITE COPY
Me: You know the release date? Get out my life.

by Pixelcraftian March 21, 2018

Fortnite

A game commonly played by virgins and broke people

Hey when’s the last time a girl talked to you since you’re always playing fortnite?

by Christian_Mom February 25, 2018