Exit blocker

Another term for anal sex.

First discovered and used on a closed meeting between backpackers ('backpacker' can also mean the same thing) in Chiang Mai, Thailand, January 2009.

The definition is simple; Someone (or something) that blocks your bodys' exit.

Dude 1: Hey, did you watch Brokeback Mountain on TV yesterday?
Dude 2: No, I had a life, why?
Dude 1: Gyllenhaals butt got pretty owned by Heath Ledger!
Dude 2: Oh man! What a friggin' exit blocker!

by iRONFiSTER March 2, 2010

Dirty Exit

The act of defecating on a pillow and promptly leaving after fornicating with a partner who has fallen asleep.

I gave old Peggy the dirty exit after she passed out.

by dirtybird22 August 19, 2013

Jersey exit

A failed attempt at a “French exit” in which the perpetrator passes out drunk in the front yard of a regrettable one-night stand.

I must’ve pulled a Jersey exit last night because I woke up in my date’s yard this morning.

by Black Anus June 3, 2018

hot exit

When you are about to have sexual relations and something changes your mind so abruptly you leave without putting on clothes/pulling up pants.

haha yeah man I pulled down her pants and she hadn't wiped her ass in weeks, so I made a hot exit!

by Loktar September 18, 2014

Rusty exit

Bleeding during an after bowel movement - evidence may appear on toilet paper

Ugh- another rusty exit, I need to eat more fiber.

by Cocobeware July 21, 2014

exit interview

going for an sti test after a break up but before a new relationship.

Friend 1: So how was the exit interview?
Friend 2: S'all good. I was just reacting to my new laundry detergent. Can't wait for my date with Jack this weekend.

by StraightTalkingLady January 30, 2017

Fire Exit

What happens to the human posterior region an hour or so after consuming spicy food. The poison has traveled through the digestive system of some poor, unfortunate soul and now makes an exit in a very uncomfortable manner.

Bud 1: "Shit, bud. I ran through those suicide wings WAY too fast. I'm going to go home and wait for this fire exit."
Bud 2: "I feel great sympathy for you and your anus. May God have mercy on your soul. And your anus."

by Sweet Fraser May 1, 2014