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"Emo Moment"

A point in time where an individual engages in whining, complaining, or otherwise self-pitying behavior around others, usually in search of pity.

Emo is a style of softcore pseudo-punk music usually stereotyped as "whiny" and often features singers complaining about their bad love lives and the unfairness of life in general.
Jan had a total emoment on her Livejournal when she started up all that drama about how her boyfriend broke up with her over the Frodo/Aragorn slash forums.
by Gabriel Korrigan October 15, 2004
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Esoterrorism

When any group of people of two or more engages in frequent private (esoteric) jokes with one another over any public medium, like facebook, where there are many people who will not "get" the joke. One or two offenses every once in a while is ok but when people go crazy, the esoteric jokes reach levels comparable to terrorism.
A: eyyyyyy, SMIX?
B: YOOOOOO, SMIXXXXX, alie? LOLOL.

C comments: wow, wtf are you two talking about? This is the fifth time this week, get off that esoterrorism shit.
by LexHavoc January 9, 2011
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epometer

When something happens it is rated on an epometer scale.
0-50 epic fail
50-100 epic win
"she just fell over."
"HAHA that gets 80 epic wins, on the epometer"

"my mother just died"
"oh no, that gets 3 epic fails, on the epometer"
by My pseudonym laugh laugh January 12, 2010
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Esmeralda

Esmeralda's are always Awsome,nice,sweet,always happy
Omg Esmeralda is so nice I love her
by Papipotato August 7, 2018
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Direct Esoteric Communication [DEC]

"Direct Esoteric Communication DEC" refers to communication at and between vibrational energy levels which ones brain cannot perceive, i.e., Esoteric levels: The MIND realm and the Spiritual realm. From the concept that Man consists of three simultaneously existing vibrational energy dimensions: The Spiritual dimension; The MIND dimension; And the physical dimension.
An example of "Direct Esoteric Communication DEC" is the subtle communication between a mother and her child. This communication involves the faculty of intuition, which is part of ones Spiritual dimension. Another example is the subtle and healing communication between a competent psychotherapist and his/her client/patient that utilizes what I refer to as "Empathetic Understanding" (one of several "virtues" the human being can obtain via completing Karma over many lifetimes).
by esodoc March 22, 2010
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esoteric

A grand statement in a meeting that alienates your managers and peers leaving everyone in a state of awkward disbelief and silience.
His esoteric statment caused such and uncomfortable vibe in the room that the meeting could not contiinue.
by traderboy January 19, 2011
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Eomer

1. A character from the novel, the Lord Of The Rings. Eomer (traditionally spellt with a pronunciation mark between the 'E' and 'R'/ he is also known as Erkanbrand, apparently)is the nephew of King Theoden of Rohan. And, by the third and last installment of the series, his successer after Theoden met his end at the hands of the Witch King at Pelennor Feilds. Illustrated as a stout man and a fierce and fearless fighter, he was one of the few men to walk from the battle of Pellenor and the Black gates unscathed.
2. Also, the character Eomer is portayed in the New Line Cinema's adaptation of the novel by the actor Karl Urban.
(opinion)
J.R.- Ya' know, I was surprised that nobody wrote up anything on Eomer. So I thought I would pick up the slack, since Eomer so cool and Karl Urban's so sexy. If anybody wishes to add anything else, go right on ahead.
Kid #2: Like how you're a total fucking dick deployer? Jeeze', like anyone could add anything to your lousy fucking love poem. Geek.
Kid #1: You forgot to mention Eomer's sister, Eowyn.
Kid #2: ... God dammnit.
by Supermanchild January 3, 2004
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