The Ernie

When you suck your bosses dick to keep or promote your job in the work place.

Blow jobs to justify lack of performance.

I was promoted after I gave my boss The Ernie.

I did The Ernie at work so I didn’t have to work this weekend.

by EFSASK March 6, 2020

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Ernie

Psychopath with no regard for etiquette. Especially towards people he can’t have. Likes to show a display of disrespectful actions at other people’s residential dwellings. Thus causing problems for people who want to be together and left alone. In other words. He lost her. He mad about it. But nobody cares. Poses as a Taurean being, but having been born in April he unfortunately is not a good representation of a true high vibrational Taurus. Thus is a lonely low vibrational Taurus that needs to revaluate his worth. So he must be suicidal, bcuz Richard gonna get em.

Janice:
“Hey Ernie’s here he wants to talk to you”

Penelope:
“Tell em to get lost before Richard catches him here”

Janice:
“Ok”

Ernie:
“Penelope, can I talk to you?”

Penelope:
“You need to leave before Richard catches you here”

Ernie:

“No I want Richard to beat my ass”

by anonymous November 11, 2025

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Ernie Headsize

The type of student that knows it all and then some. He’s wicked smart, but always try’s to know more than he needs to. He’s an Ernie headsize. Kinda nerdy but in the Sheldon from Big Bang theory way.
Also used as a greeting when seeing them in public .

I seen Ernie Headsize today! He helped me on my homework.

Ernie Headsizzeee!!! What’s goin on!

by Gartoliosis January 2, 2022

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ernie 5 star

A clumsy dork of the highest order, having just proven as much through a telling action or statement.

But ... only as referred to by a higher level dork, confirmed through the use of this phrase.

Derogatory yet playful.

(watches someone poke an eye with the finger brush)
Ha. Ernie 5 star!

by failureislikely January 24, 2018

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