Emely

Emely is the best girl you will ever meet. She has a heart made out of gold, and although she can be quite a bitch at times, she will always find a way to make you laugh. One of the funniest girls you will EVER meet. Although her bright attitude might get to your head, she is a depressed hoe. Other than that, she's chill as fuck. Any boy would be honored to have their heart broken by her, (I would know.) It is a privilege to date an Emely. If you ever get the chance to date her, keep her! She is so loving and once she likes you, she will treat you like a king (which you don't deserve to be treated as.) She is very hard to get, and not because she tries to be, she just likes to get to know someone before doing anything with them. When she's not in a relationship, she loves to hoe around.She has the best music taste, but it can vary from super chill beats to music you would listen while doing a super satanic ritual. Either way, her music taste is fuego. Last but DEFINITELY NOT least, she has the BIGGEST booty. That shit is soft as fuck! It feels like a pillow filled with millions of feathers from the holiest angels in heaven. If you ever slap that, your hand will turn into a thousand doves and they will fly away into the beautiful sunset. Emely's booty was sent from the gods above, and anyone that gets to clap those cheeks is the luckiest person on Earth. Emely is one of the best girls out there.

Have you talked to Diana? She's such an Emely!

by comethazinehoe May 29, 2019

Emely

The type of girl to have mental breakdown and cut her hair or dye it and it’ll look good, super shy but super sweet, never eats, but hangs out with people who enjoy to eat 24/7. DRUNK life of the party when she’s drunk, super lightweight. Can also be the mom of the group and make sure you don’t choke on your puke when you’re drunk. Keep an Emely in your life

Emely drinks too much, but it’s okay she’s super sweet

by Drunk gal 101 September 5, 2019

Em

Pain in the ass who makes no freakin' sense and restarts relationships just to ruin the guy even more.

I hate you, Em.

by Friend February 18, 2004

Em-

Pronounced "eem". "-" comes from "e-" as in an electron.

1. short for "emo".
2. used to describe a person: sad, depressed, lonely
3. used to describe a situation: sad, depressing

That kid is definitely em-.

Why are you so em- today Tiffiny?

That's so em- that you got an F on your AP Chemistry test!

by Arny14 January 4, 2008

EMS

A Neopian forum where emo vampliers and scene kids have taken over. There are a few cool people there, though, who make it an okay place to hang out. Of course you could always throw down your doritoes and get a real social life. But if this is not an option, then I'd suggest making friends with any of the following:

Jennuh
Kath
Steph
Popcore
Taryn (Orange)
Soylent Green chick
etc.

But again.
I'd suggest not even bothering as they will most likely tear your ass up.

Esp. through trolling. ;D

Jennuh: omg popcore thay ayt mai fingur
Popcore: uhhh u shud kick dem in da fupa!
Jennuh: lol u got ownd bi a fish

EMS EMS EMS

by Popcore December 22, 2008

emes

To ejaculate male sperm on another person without their consent.

Girl: "Aww, you emes all over me"

by shaggler February 25, 2010

em

In typography, a unit of measure generally equivalent to the width of the letter m. When in the context of a 12-point font, an em is equal to a pica.

My car is badass. I can go from 0 to 6.33 ems per millisecond in 8 seconds! Heck yes!

by therealken August 3, 2005