Evan Longoria

A very fuckable third baseman for the Tampa Bay Rays.

I better remember to bring my sexy panties to the game so I can throw them at Evan Longoria.

by KimberFL April 25, 2009

Evanescence

Probably the best band to ever come into existence. Amy Lee's voice is perfect; the contradiction between the music and her singing sounds wonderful. Typically called "goth rock", the band doesn't really fit under that definition.

The people at my school don't understand good music; no one here likes Evanescence.

by GottaLoveEvanescence May 22, 2005

Eidan

Someone who is not particularly smart, but does well in school, Usually has long hair, well known and liked by most.
Eidan is also someone many people want to befriend
His other meanings also include:
Fire
King of the Gypsies
The XxXZzZBongHunterZzZXxX
DryLunchKiller69
Single_Dad67

Child: Hey, is that Eidan over there?
Child 2: Yeah i think it is!
Child: I think we should go over and talk to him! He's so cool!
Child 2: 10/10 would befriend

by BobTheGypsySlayer December 10, 2013

eimante

best girl in the world, best friend in the friend group, everyone else is stupid

eimante is perfect :DD

by ri0tmess October 30, 2020

Evan

Evan is a type of guy that is super caring and is willing to do anything for a girl. Even if he is not your type; He is willing to change. He is the type of guy that holds his teddy bear at night and pretends it a girl. He will do anything to please a girl and treat her like a queen. Evan is truly a one of a kind guy that you will never find again. If you ever find an Evan make sure you treasure him. He might be odd or unusual but at the end of the day he a guy that wants to love you.

Girl 1: He is totally not my type.
Girl 2: He is Evan. The best type of guy out there.

by Secluded May 15, 2019

evan johnson

Extremely hot guys. They are honest and very sexy. Manly and are natural born pimps. They don't watch porn because they get ass all da time! They come off as jackasses but turn it to be big sweethearts and completely kind.

Man, is your name Evan Johnson?

by bambi1123 January 24, 2014

evan williams

Best (for the money) fucking whiskey ever. Made in Kentucky, which sucks, but for some reason it still tastes good. Evan Williams and natty ice are the two best , most fratty ways to get drunk, period.

Clemson student: Wow our team sucks, let's go drink evan till we don't feel feelings anymore.
Georgia Tech student: Agreed, my life is miserable.
Virginia Tech student: (too busy tearing down goalposts to notice the two other fag pattys talking) fuck yeah! Let's celebrate with some evan williams green label kentucky bourbon whiskey!

by staff December 9, 2008