skirted eggshell

When a bald or balding man, seemingly unaware of hair loss occurring on the top of his head, continues to grow out the hair on the sides and back of the head, thus ornamenting his barren follicles with a flowing skirt of, often disheveled, locks.

In his Frasier heydays, Kelsey Grammer sported the finest looking skirted eggshell
in the entertainment business.

by Penelope Cash February 12, 2009

dude eggs

Small eggs pickled in a spicy brine. Sold at roadside stands. As seen on Viva La Bam.

Ahrr they cut off ded pples balls n pikl em! -Don Vito, Viva la bam

*note* this has to be added again because some jerkoff got the one iI entered before deleted. Of course, the one with 17 thumbs ups gets deleted, and the one with 57 down stays */note*

by Utz89 January 8, 2005

Leggo my eggo

An expression originating from an ad campaign for eggo brand waffles. In each commercial character A would attempt to steal character B's eggo brand waffles forcing B to yell out "Leggo my Eggo" to express his disdain at A's lack of respect and rude actions

Can be used when someone attempts to take anything of personal importance from you but will rarely succeed in helping you retrieve your possession.

What the fuck bitch, leggo my eggo!

by Jerry November 18, 2004

eggshell driving

to drive as if there is an egg is under your gas pedal so as to save gas. Staying at a constant speed and not gunning the gas pedal.

I was low on gas, and knew a gas station wasn't very close so i started eggshell driving.

by FilthyYamBag February 10, 2007

eggscrement

Feces of particularly suphurous odor, reeking of eggs.

Eggs + Excrement = Eggscrement.

I shall never again dine at Denny's. The resulting eggscrement is unbearable.

by Fish Head 2008 December 16, 2008

Egglog

An egg within an egg. "Egglog" comes from, well, "egg", and the Tagalog (Filipino) word "itlog", meaning egg, which reflects the redundant nature of such an egg.

I was making breakfast when I found out that one of my eggs was an egglog.

by Idontknowanymorepleasehelp June 29, 2020

eggonomics

Coined by TapL’s viewers when he mentioned the word “economics” on his video called, “Minecraft, But Eggs Drop OP Items...”

TapL: “This is like eggonomics at this point!”

by DefinitelyDynasty January 17, 2021