Enjoy your last eggroll, punk

Short for the nonsensical quote

"Enjoy your last eggroll, punk, or suffer your last request!"

which has no real meaning or value, since the Chinese interprutation was lost years ago.

Cats: Enjoy your last eggroll, punk, or suffer your last request!
Peter: All your base are belong to us?
Cats: Ney, Fortune founded key is being.

by the eggroll king March 24, 2008

Eggerman your bags

An overwhelming need to bring carry on luggage on a flight as opposed to checking your bags.

Do you have checked luggage or did you Eggerman your bags?

by Vinny Monahan November 25, 2016

Eiger Fail

A failure ( or fail ) so disastrous that it achieves the total reverse of what was originally planned because the effect of an action has become so dissociated from the intent behind it.

A reference to the Clint Eastwood movie 'The Eiger Sanction', in which Clint, an assassin, is so convinced his target is a member of a teem of mountaineers climbing the Eiger - he just doesn't know which one. So he murders all of them just to make bloody sure - then finds out he was wrong all along, like a moron, because it's been obvious as hell all along who the real bad guy is.

HIS LIFELINE - held by the assassin he's been hunting. Eiger Fail.

by gibbo1958 May 14, 2009

Eggers

1) An antagonist. One whom often steals golf carts, golf clubs, and random cans of soda.

2) A member of the suck-pod POD-6.

3) A firm beliver that there is no pro-shop in Sealab. Even though there is a shop named "Tee-lab" which has recently moved locations to POD-6.

4) A man named Evans, who is curently on report.

5) A scapegoat.

1) Damn you Eggers!

2) POD-6 is one big party eh? What's your name...

3) Ha! No pro-shop eh! Who knew EGGERS... Murphy knew! HA! POD-6. Total suck POD

4) ..."Evans sir."
"EGGERS! Do you wana be on report. Cause I swear i'll put you on report. Just say another word. Do you wana be on report!?"
"No sir"
"THAT'S IT YOUR ON REPORT! Now what's you name again!?"
"Uhhhhhh Eggers."

5) "Sir I'm going to report you to the telephone comisinor what's your name?"
"Uhhhh... EGGERS!" (Slams phone) "How do you like dem apples ho-bag! And how do you like dem very same apples EGGERS!"

by Psycho May 13, 2005

eggdrop

a type of irc bot. www.eggheads.org and www.egghelp.org are 2 major eggdrop resource websites.

k3nny on #bucktoof at irc.gamesurge.net is the greatest eggdrop talker bot on the planet.

by drwx January 21, 2005

Eager Beaver

A girl, usually ranging in age from 14 to 21 who is very interested and ancious to explore her sexual promiscuity. Often times regarded as an easy hookup.

Guy 1: Man, I just got with Stacey last night.

Guy 2 (unimpressed): Man, that ain't no biggie. That girls an eager beaver.

by DarkLabStudios June 27, 2007

california eggroll

The act of taking a crap inside a fold-out couch and folding it back up and leaving it for the next unexpected person to find the surprise.

Hey bob, i just did a california eggroll to your grandma's couch; i hope you dont mind.

by TheGrayBush July 1, 2011