Edcson

A tall, handsome, athletic papasito. He’s a hot sugar daddy and a good pole dancer. Throws ass better than anyone else. Edcson always knows how to satisfy your needs. He’s the most stubborn man but very understanding and good in bed. He’s a big fat ass for food but it helps keep the ass fat. Despite being the stupidest man on Earth, his dreamy eyes will automatically have you fall in love. He’s a good mixture of intelligence and stupid. Expect a surprise from him every day whether it be a hot nude or an injury he got from being dumb asf but a good adventurer. He will always strive to be successful and always wants the best for you. He is so strong and trustworthy but no matter how protected he makes you feel, he will
Most likely not use protection when the time comes. Edcson is a huge car fan and is always sure to take you for the ride of your life. Dating him is like having your own person stripper, dad, and best friend all in one!!

“Is that a sexy beast? Yeah, his name is Edcson”

by Thicccy bunZ June 30, 2021

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Edison's Head

When your partner's giving oral and surprises you with a lightbulb up the ass

She gave me Edison's Head last night. It was enlightening.

by GirlBussy July 27, 2021

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Edison Hoang

He’s like from Vietnam or Laos or some shit.

I dunno. Tiny dick and big hands (for all that rice picking 😏).

Friend portrayed by Kalman
Friend 2 portrayed by Avi
Edison portrayed by Edison

Friend: What’s going on with Edison?
Friend 2: He’s having sex with a bowl of pho because he from the Congo and that’s what they do.

Friend: Are you gay for me?
Friend 2: Yeah
Friend: Follow me 😉

End of Act I
—Act II—

Friend 2: I’m sorry. I must go.

Friend: You dick. You can’t leave me as a single mother.

Friend 2: I have a future, Friend. I can’t skip collage just to take care of a baby. I was 14! I wasn’t thinking and the hormones got the best of me.

*baby crying in the distance*
Friend: You bitch. You woke up the baby!
Friend 2: Thank god I won’t have to be here any longer.

*Friend 2 slams front door as Friend breaks down crying like a little piss baby*

End of Act II
—Finale—

Edison: Hey. Long time no see.

Friend 2: How have you been?
Edison: Remember Friend?
Friend 2: Oh god. Don’t get me started 🙄

Edison: Oh well we’re getting married this upcoming month and I wanted to invite you to the weddi-
Friend 2: YOU’RE WHAT?
*Friend 2 flips table and draws a weapon. However, this is no ordinary weapon. It is an authentic 100 pound broadsword*
Edison: Friend 2, put down the broadsword. I’m sorry, I really am.

*Friend 2 runs out of the bar or wherever the fuck he was and goes onto a bridge*
Friend 2: Goodbye cruel world
*Friend 2 jumps off the bridge dramatically*

—Finé—
(That’s fancy people language for “the end”)

Definition:

P: Edison Hong Kong Edison Hoang Bong Kong

by ChineseLatkes July 28, 2021

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