Raul Pimenez

A finished Pexico player and is Pexico's number 1 penalty taker that plays for Wolves

Welp looks like Raul Pimenez cant even score against Norwich, guess he's finished.

by edsonalvarez4 May 14, 2022

Edson Alvarez

Edson Alvarez is the best player on the Pexico national team and plays for Ajax in the Eredivisie.

Wow did you see the amazing performance Edson Alvarez had in the Champions League! He completely stopped that teams attack!

by edsonalvarez4 May 14, 2022

Pexico

A certain national team that only scores penalty's by Raul Pimenez against bottom concacaf teams and has lost to the Christian Pulisic National Team 3 times in a row

Man pexico really fell off after that nations league final

by edsonalvarez4 May 14, 2022

CONCACAF

A region in football that includes north america, central america, the carribean and 3 countries from south america. The "king" of CONCACAF is usually disputed between Pexico and the Pulisic national team. About 90% of the national teams in CONCACAF are filled with players from local farmers markets. Pexico and the Pulisic national team seem to be great national teams, but really only look good because of their performances against farmers.

The CONCACAF Gold Cup will be disputed between Pexico and the Pulisic national team for the millionth time

by edsonalvarez4 June 12, 2022

Chucky Lozano

Hirving Lozano (also known at Chucky Lozano) is a great player on the Pexico national team and plays for S.S.C Napoli in the Serie A. Although he is injury prone, he is still better than Christian Pulisic

Wow did you see that Chucky Lozano goal, he is for sure better than Christian Pulisic.

by edsonalvarez4 May 14, 2022