Common phrase to implore someone to eat your feces. Usually because they stole from you or because they are a pedophile. Only to be used before you call his wife a cunt even if she is a total cunt.
If you can get that guy to call 1-802-EAT-SHIT, maybe he will get some closure and move on by getting a job and not stalking all his neighbors. Eat Shit dude!!
by cuntlisa April 01, 2018
by JakePauler10 September 27, 2017
A phrase which has two common usages:
A: A phrase that connotates that somebody is angry at you. The literal meaning of this phrase doesn't really apply so much as the figurative insult that it delivers in a vulgar format. See: "Fuck you." And "Get fucked." for similar meanings.
B: To fall with intensity, smack against the ground, a wall, the dirt, or to otherwise collide with a solid surface against your will.
A: A phrase that connotates that somebody is angry at you. The literal meaning of this phrase doesn't really apply so much as the figurative insult that it delivers in a vulgar format. See: "Fuck you." And "Get fucked." for similar meanings.
B: To fall with intensity, smack against the ground, a wall, the dirt, or to otherwise collide with a solid surface against your will.
by Adam Samuel August 17, 2020
the process of taking the taking off a homo sapien's curtains that warm the legs and protect from cold weather, and inserting it into eating hole and crushing it with hard white rocks to the point where it can flow down hole and enter gut sac and enter the process of being deformed by dongnous fluid and flow through a long, thick, tunnel and be deformed by nutrients so it can be trapped in the nut for the process of shitting.
by SootCabins888 December 02, 2018
When someone has an attitude or is hella worked up and needs to calm the f**k down. A reference to the Snickers commercials when someone "is not themself" until they eat a Snickers.
Friend 1: What the hell is wrong with Dee?
Friend 2: I don't know, but she needs to eat a Snickers and have a seat.
Friend 2: I don't know, but she needs to eat a Snickers and have a seat.
by deeBoe October 16, 2014
A phrase with 2 meanings derivative from the word "kek" from the phrase "Top Kek"
It's 2 meanings are:
1: Telling someone to fuck off, stfu or kys. Mainly used in self defense against humiliation.
2: The literal meaning. Literally go eat kek. Since kek is Turkish for cake, it can be used in a literal sense.
It's 2 meanings are:
1: Telling someone to fuck off, stfu or kys. Mainly used in self defense against humiliation.
2: The literal meaning. Literally go eat kek. Since kek is Turkish for cake, it can be used in a literal sense.
1st meaning:
Johnny: Hey Matt, you just told me that you were going to the skate park with me and you are here now watching Netflix. What a lazy idiot.
Matt: Go eat kek
2nd meaning:
Jack: Hey Jessica, would you like to go to the prom with me?
Jessica: No, i'm currently eating kek.
Johnny: Hey Matt, you just told me that you were going to the skate park with me and you are here now watching Netflix. What a lazy idiot.
Matt: Go eat kek
2nd meaning:
Jack: Hey Jessica, would you like to go to the prom with me?
Jessica: No, i'm currently eating kek.
by Malcay123 November 12, 2018
Don't wait for your life to be perfectly realigned, go ahead and eat the chocolate...NOW!
Now is now. Yesterday was a was. Tomorrow is something we can plan for and it may never come. So if the desire is to do something today, don't wait, Eat the Chocolate!
Now is now. Yesterday was a was. Tomorrow is something we can plan for and it may never come. So if the desire is to do something today, don't wait, Eat the Chocolate!
by suzgirl October 19, 2016