Existential Crisis

"My youth is slipping away as time slips like a torrenting waterfall through my fingers towards inevitable death" -
Danisnotonfire who casually finds himself questioning the meaning of life in the hallway and/or staircase.

"He found himself having another existential crisis after questioning the meaning of his pointless life."

by onethiccpotato April 23, 2018

Eristocracy

The class or political system defined by Discordianism. Mentioned in the Principia Discordia.

Glory be to the Eristocracy!
Hail Eris.

by EPM3 February 25, 2019

Emergency Exit

Having to go to the restroom badly while on the highway, that one needs to get themselves into a gas station bathroom... real fast.

Oh snap! I need to take an emergency exit at that El Cheapo before I poo in my pants.

by MFinn March 8, 2010

Danish exit

Sudden and unanounced leaving from a cool party using a seemingly harmless excuse.

A danish exit would be: "wait a sec guys i'm just dropping off my bag at home here and be right back!"

by Derpenstein1977 October 11, 2013

Female exit

Another thing phil lester shouldn’t have said

A female exit

by Internet2trash May 6, 2018

The Mom Exit

Moms of adult children who walk out.

The Mom exit.

Droves of women leaving their adult children’s lives. Driving these women to give zero fucks. You may recognize them in their front yards lifting one arm and sometimes both arms to the sky. Giving a no fuck sign. The letter O. Zero.

“Sandy gives zero fucks about Adams heroin bill.”

Carley didn’t mention her Mom in her pageant speech. “Wow, what a bitch. My Mom got up and left the pageant.”

“Adams’s on Heroin again.” Hey, not my problem. -Mom

Jacob Copelands Mom got up and left the signing ceremony!

The Mom Exit.

by victoriapriceless February 9, 2020

Existential Crisis

A deep, obsessive concern with unanswered questions about the meaning of life and existence, resulting in the disruption of one's daily life and characterized by long or short-lasting bouts of apathy and depression.

"Dude, what's up with Steve?"
"He's been reading a lot of Nietzsche and watching How the Universe Works on the Discovery Channel, now he's having an existential crisis."

by Jimmy Banks November 28, 2012