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Noun:
Evolving Personalized Information Construct. A service offered by Googlezon Inc (the company formed between the merger of Google and Amazon in 2008), EPIC allows users to find the exact information that they want. Personalized newspapers, greetings, advertisements, and more are all possible thanks to EPIC. It replaces the printed media (A.K.A the Fourth Estate) nearly overnight. Originally designed in 2014 C.E to enrich mankind, EPIC is generally used by a majority of people for little more than trivial celebrity information.
EPIC was created to remove all restraints on thought. Sadly, by 2017, the Constructs original purpose was all but forgotten.
EPIC by Tzustrategy July 10, 2005
anthing in the world that is better than just cool, its better than amazing, its epic
a screamin eagle hawk goes down and picks up a salmon from a fishermans pole, and dick cheney kills all 3 of them, that was epic!
epic by kent jacksum October 23, 2008
Stands for Enjoying People in Community.
It is a coffeehouse in Rockford, MI. Many have found this to be the only place where they can be democrats, athiests, homosexual, etc. without being burned at the stake by the super-christians.
I'm so sick of persecution, let's go to EPIC.

EPIC makes the best mango smoothies.
EPIC by Caitlyn 49341 August 4, 2008
A person who is either on the border-line between chubby and fat, or someone who has crossed said line into fatness.
EPIC by Cornelius Maximus November 10, 2008
Of extreme intensity and awesome-tasticity.
Anything of complete and utter awesomeness
Travis Leach has an Epic head
Epic by ajksdhf May 26, 2009
a state of being that may be applied as an adjective to various things which have attained a level just below legen, (wait for it) dary
LVR - "As an LL artisan, I can only claim to be epic. The MLVR is yet a master and therefore legen (wait for it) dary!"
epic by Elric21 July 31, 2012