Music Dyslexia

Being unable to read music, used in the show Metalocalypse on Adult Swim in the episode Dethtroll.

Skwisgaar Skwigelf has Music Dyslexia

Skwisgaar Skwigelf: Dude's Toki can't read music

Toki Wartooth: Can you?

Skwisgaar: No, I haves music dyslexkia . You know that. I don't wish to talk about it. *hangs head*

by BSP's 4 life August 23, 2009

gender dysphoria

Usually occurs in FTM (female to male) and MTF(male to female) transgender people. They sometimes feel very upset or depressed about the body they were born with. It can consume their mind because their gender is something they have to deal with every second of everyday. This is a very serious thing and it is horrible to go through. People who have this illness hate their body and wish they were the opposite gender. Gender isnt easily changed and transgender people have to go thru a very costly and lengthy process to reach their goal of the opposite gender. Hating your natural self is a very tragic thing to go through.

"Did you see how sad Tod looks today?" "Yes it must be his gender dysphoria again, i wish i could help him."

by TJames222 January 18, 2012

dystopian

A dystopia (alternatively anti-utopia) is the antithesis of a utopian society. A dystopian society is usually characterized by an authoritarian or totalitarian form of government, or some other kind of oppressive social control.

An anti-utopian society where, instead of a paradise, everything has gone wrong in the attempt to create a perfect society.

The negative outcome and eventual failure of a society which has attempted to create the perfect society.

The novels, Brave New World (Aldous Huxley) and 1984 (George Orwell) are examples of dystopian societies.

by Ezza October 20, 2005

Hillarectile dysfunction

An inability to become aroused due to prolonged exposure to Hillary Clinton.

Joe was suffering so bad from Hillarectile dysfunction that even Viagra couldn't help.

by webster_c February 17, 2008

Sexual Dyslexia

Sexual dyslexia is when you see the spelling of a word, and your brain automatically turns it into something disgusting, dirty or sexual. Like ORGANISM becoming ORGASM. etc.

"Wow, Spiderman has a character named "Do Cock?"

"No, It's actually 'Doc Ock' - you've just got a severe case of sexual dyslexia."

by Eevee89 August 21, 2011

Systemic Dysgenics

An evil pervasive phenomenon in which "politicians" weaponize fake altruism to multiply dependents and erode the nuclear family by forcible transfer of resources from beings engaged in monogamous responsible k-selected behavior to beings that practice promiscuous, irresponsible r-selected behavior.

The most telling sign that America is doomed is the unending transfer of energy and resources from intact nuclear families to promiscuous fickle single mothers of (often) multiple children from different equally degenerate absent fathers; the systemic dysgenics of social welfare is proliferating and incentivizing r-selected behavior in an ecosystem already in peril.

by Patriot007 September 26, 2021

dysphoria

Dysphoria is an experience trans, genderqueer, and non-binary people have. It describes discomfort, loathing, anxiety, and depression revolving around one's social gender role and/or physical sex characteristics. It's a very serious experience that leads to larger anxiety/depression problems, depersonalization, thoughts of suicide, social withdrawal, self harm, etc.

Fallon: Where were you last night? We missed you at the party.
Skylar: Sorry. I had a serious bout of dysphoria and couldn't bring myself to go.
Fallon: Oh, I understand. You didn't miss much, anyway.

by kyerowan January 16, 2014