dire

very bad, very serious or extreme, critical, desperate, critical

the dire issue of oil profits, that garbage looks dire,to find Bin Laden is a dire emergency, dire hurrican

by Pablo Bianchi July 9, 2006

Directionaterism

Directionaterism is a disease in which a person who is a directionater, which is a person who poses as a directioner but is actually quite the opposite, does or says things constantly that makes them sound like even more of a directionater. This is what we call Directionaterism. The only cure to directionaterism, is to stop talking about One Direction and to just go kill yourself.

Directioner: Louis actually hates it when girls throw carrots at him while he is preforming on stage.
Directionater: Wait, why do girls throw carrots at him?
Directioner: -_-
Directionater: Who the heck is Hazza?
Directioner: Oh my Atlanta...
Directionater: It says that Harry is from Holmes Chapel, so he was born in a church?
Directioner: Stop talking...you have Directionaterism

by Directionaters Suck October 14, 2012

Directioner

Someone who is NOT a Directionator. A Directioner is someone who is a dedicated fan for life of a band called One Direction. A Directioner knows more about the One Direction boys then they know about themselves.

a- This month is Louis Tomlinson's birthday. Its the 24th of December! Maybe I will mail him carrots!

b- You must be a Directioner.

by @Chicago1Dfan December 26, 2011

directurd

A girl who so obsessed with One Direction that it borders on insanity.
Signs of being a Directurd include but are not limited to

-Telling haters to kill themselves
-masturbating to One Direction posters on their walls
-writing fanfiction about having sexual intercourse with the boys from One Direction
-hating on other bands and artists
-not being able to handle criticism towards One Direction
-threatening to kill haters
-knowing ANYTHING and EVERYTHING about One Direction

The list goes on.

Directurds are among the most horrid human beings known to mankind.

by The Greatest Evil Being Ever December 1, 2013

direrhea

a union of dire and diarrhea:

Extremely serious or urgent need to discharge feces from your bowels in a liquid form.

"Hey boss, i need to direrhea so bad right now. Can i take a break?"

OR

"This constipation is killing me, direrhea would be nice right about now."

by anonymouslyanonymously November 29, 2012

direct sunlight

Direct sunlight

The mortal enemy and known weakness of gamers.

Direct sunlight is sunlight that shines onto a growing boy at full strength, with nothing getting between the sunlight and the child.

by widget master November 11, 2018

DirecTV

A satellite provider serving the US, Caribbean, and Latin America. It’s rated #1 in the US, but in major markets it has been surpassed by cable companies. Offers a way to watch your favourite NFL teams by something called NFL Sunday Ticket.

Guy: Why do I have to watch the game that’s on my local affiliate? I have DirecTV, so I have nfl Sunday ticket.

by InterstateDriver April 2, 2019