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dumping jack

the act of pooping on a females chest while jacking off
by Defcon3 January 19, 2009
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drama dumping

A person who tells all of their lover, family or job drama to family, friends and even complete strangers. The person has a lot of stress and frustration in their life and they needed a release. stress, anxiety, family drama, baby drama, lover drama, boyfriend drama, job drama, drama
I sat down to wait for my car to be fixed and some lady next to me started drama dumping all of these problems with her baby daddy. I was exhausted just listening to her.
by joecoolthefool May 28, 2016
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Dumpire

Beer pong umpire who has been through the rigorous training of the Dumpire's Association*.

*The Dumpire's Association has been rocked by scandal and accusations of collusion and bribery in the recent past calling into question the viability of the organisation as an independent adjudication authority.
**Ball swishes into final cup** ....Queue wild celebrations from Team Mushroom.

Team Acid approach the Dumpire and call for elbows.

The Dumpire, eyes googling from the recent ingestion of acid, eye site further impaired from the poor condition of his official Dumpire Association shades, takes a swig from his glass of rose.

After what feels like an eternity it becomes clear the Dumpire is not only unaware of his surroundings, but of anything that has occurred in the previous 30 mins of adjudication.

He takes another swig of rose.
by Team Mushroom July 11, 2019
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Dumpling Dan

Someone who is named Daniel and eats a copious amount of dumplings.
Person 1: Is that Dumpling Dan over there?
Person 2: Nah man Dumpling Dan was like 250 pounds last month no way.
Person 1: Dan is like 700 now man I heard he didn't leave his house for 10 days and just ate dumplings.
Person 2: Wow now that I looked closer that is Dumpling Dan, the pure dumpling diet must be terrible for you.
by PoggersWords May 26, 2022
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Hairy Dumpkin

An example of a Hairy Dumpkin: The dogs are attracted to the smell, so they come in to get some pets and a nasty smell fix at the same time.
by maryanopause May 25, 2008
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Grump dumpling

Someone who never has anything nice to say, ever. There's always a rude comment coming out of their mouth.
Person 1: Becca was so rude today. She pretty much told me I suck at my job.

Person 2: Don't pay any attention to her. She's just a grump dumpling.
by Hoosker-doos August 29, 2014
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Cookie dumpling

A person who is small but eats a lot but is still super skinny
She’s eating 10 slices of pizza how is she so skinny?
Because she’s a cookie dumpling
by Chase love Juin October 18, 2019
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