Blump and Dump

When a person is giving a blumpkin and after the man nuts the blumper shits all over his cock and balls while the man is still dazed from the nut

Dude, after I brought her home from last night she gave me a blump and dump, don’t worry I cleaned up

by The blumper May 8, 2025

Pump and Dump

The Pump and Dump is a main sexual act that usually comes after the foreplay stage. The act consists of the man (Dominant figure) having intercourse with a woman (Submissive figure) until the man is about to orgasm, once that state is reached the man defecates on the stomach of the woman and then cums on top of it, allowing it to drip off of the feces before continuing to have intercourse with the woman until the reaches orgasm.

"Man, last night I gave the best Pump and Dump to my girl."

by scattdm December 4, 2025

pump and dump

beating off while sitting on the toilet to take a shit

I was running low on time so I hit a quick pump and dump

by obscuritiesandmore January 19, 2026

dumb and dumber dump

A "dumb and dumber" dump is usually experienced after a heavy night of drinking, it is a rare but satisfying ocasion where you loose all form of bowel control. Simply sitting on the throne and holding on for dear life. Named proudly after a scene from dumb and dumber

Dave: Jesus christ I'd leave it five minutes man

Jaime: You had a bit of trouble with that dodgey pint you had last night

Dave: Better believe it man, I just totally destroyed
your toilet with a dumb and dumber dump!

Jaime: You're such a cunt.

by djb1905 January 28, 2008

Stand flat footed and shit in the back of a dump truck

(adj)Having the physical apperance of being tall.

"Damn, Nate could stand flat footed and shit in the back of a dump truck."

by Gixzo June 22, 2008

Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about

A twist on the saying ,"shit in in one hand and ask with the other and see which one gets filled 1st", targeted at complainers and whiners.

Whiney person: Everything sucks as usual.
Me: Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about.
Whiney person: That's the last time I complain to you about my life and also why are my boots in the bathroom?

by The Dark Anus (JC) February 26, 2019

dump trucks, bowling balls and flop-sweat

The components of the second COVID vaccine, in addition to the mRNA spike protein fragment.

So, did the COVID vaccine hurt?
Well, the first one made my arm a bit sore; the second one was very different--I think they made it out of dump trucks, bowling balls and flop-sweat.

by YAWA January 23, 2021