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Baby dumpster diver

A career which entitles the action of diving into dumpsters looking for babies.
According to baby dumpster diver specialists, about half a dozen newborns are found in LA each year.
by Misss_Missy November 12, 2014
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alaskan dumpster dive

When you take an Eskimo and feed him/her your trash in turn having them regurgitate it on you and you both slide on eachother's puke-covered body like a dumpster dive
When you go to Ancorage next week, as the natives about an Alaskan dumpster dive, it's a fun time ;)
by Bigguyty November 13, 2014
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XD Dumpster

When you throw away Jonas and some trash
hey Toby look I think Jonas is over there in a a room full of trash! You know what that means...
ITS TIME TO XD Dumpster!!!
by roper` November 29, 2019
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corporate cum dumpster

Someone who is willing to do anything to climb the corporate ladder by taking anything from anyone. If it requires sucking dicks, licking ass they don't care. Senior management will come on them and they will be happy to take it
Hey why are you taking that from the Financial manager?

Dude I am a corporate cum dumpster.
by B1Kanobi March 19, 2015
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Dumpster Diving

1) When you decide to go a a venue or social gathering of questionable merit, such as a party or bar, with the purpose/intention of making sexual advances on women (or men) on the bottom half of the aesthetics scale (IE:Rotund/Ugly/
Chubby/Unkempt/Annoying/Lazy Eyed people).


2) Going out with the intention of bringing someone home you would never introduce to you parents under any circumstances. This can also include, in addition to the criteria listed in (1), morally questionable individuals including but not limited to: sluts, whores, hard drug users, christians, vegans, scientologists, creationists, Mtn Dew Drinkers, people who self diagnose them selfs with attention deficit disorder (Like, OMG I am so ADD), people who wear UGG boots with skirts when its 70 degrees out (Fahrenheit, Celsius you would die), people who wear UGG boots period, bi-curious people and people who Majored in Business.
Andrew: Yo man what you doing this weekend?
Chris: Hey we should go to "Player's" and go dumpster diving!
Andrew" $100 if you go home with a 200 ponder.
Chris: *Thinks*
Chris: Fuck yes


Stu: I went dumpster diving last night and woke up with a hippo.
Andrew: You slept with your mom?
Stu: Fuck you
by Doodie Brown April 1, 2009
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Dumpster Kid

One who smells like shit while being "non-conformist", just like all their friends. They can generally be seen standing outside various places including: the high school, movie theater, pizzaria or Shop Rite. Hobbies include smoking their life away, playing frisbee while listening to emo music (i.e Dashboard Confessional), and drawing swastikas on walls. Needless to say, they have no future.
"If that dumpster kid wore anymore makeup, he would have a vagina."
by Kelley McCabe April 17, 2009
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dumpster diving

looking through someone's trash to find something of interest. one man's trash is another man's treasure!
we went dumpster diving and found an old projection TV!
by MV June 30, 2001
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