Drama Mule

Someone who likes to transport worthless gossip between others in a way similar to a drug mule transporting drugs.

Oswald: "Did you hear about how Bob is telling everyone that Jaquan got expelled?"
Charles: "Bruh Jaquan is just in Puerto Rico he'll be back next week. Bob is such a drama mule!"

by VolleyballIsLife October 29, 2014

Drama Whore

A narcissistic woman (or man) who can only function if she is stirring up drama or making huge mountains out of molehills in order to garner as much attention as is humanly possible. Will ALWAYS say that they 'hate drama' but will be the first to start it. Every single thing in this person's life is a soap opera. And only bad things or good things, for that matter, happen to them. You are a puppet in their stage production of life and they are the main star and you should recognize this because they are pulling all the strings. Will sleep with anyone to make their current mate or spouse angry, also, loves strippers (male & female) and will sleep with them at every opportunity but swears they 'hate drama'! They may even accuse you of beng the dramatic one to stir up drama! Also, lives for pitting people against one another so that they can sit back and watch two people tear each other down. This is their most favorite pastime!

Ex. 1
"Dude Alexis is such a drama whore! Apparently, she got an infection from a paper cut and is declaring her arm may have to be amputated! Seriously, what a drama whore!"

Ex.2
Girl 1: Did you hear about what Kim did to Kara?
Girl 2: No, what?
Girl 1: Kim slept with Kara's boyfriend, to make her own boyfriend jealous and told Kara that she was being overly dramatic about the whole thing because she just wanted to show Kara that her boyfriend didn't like her anyway. Kim says she was just trying to be a good friend!
Girl 2: Wow! Kim is a drama whore!

by Constantly99 June 21, 2011

Drama Bomb

a bunch of drama unfolds all at once

all this fighting going on... did someone drop the drama bomb?

by Rachel Or. April 22, 2011

Church Drama

The bickering, complaining, and general chaos that occurs between the members, or staff, of many churches. Often behind the scenes and without the knowledge of others who refuse to be drug into the fray.

Bill: Judy and Bob are upset over the new Sunday School schedule and have decided to quit going to church altogether.

Mandy: Don't bother me with that church drama, they'll be mad about something else next week.

by Boner D February 4, 2012

Cambo-drama

1. A soap opera in Cambodian

2. Anytime a Cambodian girl gets drunk and the displays of dramatic events that occur as a result.

Are you sure you want to give her alcohol? You know the Cambo-drama that will result.

by truewhiteboy November 12, 2009

Drama on Quotev

Haley doing that nudes shit
Brii cheating

Hatty cheating

Leo pretending to be relevant
Sage kissing ass
Emerson cheating

Michaels dating an irrelevant hoe
Min never updating their drama book but still getting like 300 likes
Gage getting deleted for pretending to be gay
Caine exposing an expose acc and ranting about how irrelevant he is
Nate posting pornhub links
Satan trying to be relevant by starting up old drama with brii
Bassy going bat shit crazy bc he hates brii -
Michael cheating

Who even knows who Samantha is, she just had a little drama on quotev with Brii, like everyone else

by ihavenolifeimalwaysonquotevwtf July 16, 2018

Checkout Drama

The inevitable delay when you are in a hurry, caused by the clown in front of you having issues with paying for their things. Very common in Walmart and 7-11, less prevalent in Home Depot or Cosco.

(drama person, pick one or more)
| why WON'T it take my card, I got all kind of money on it...
| OK, then try THIS credit card...
| Muthafucker, that IS my PIN number ...

(you)
Aw Jeezus H Christ, I don't need this Checkout Drama. FML.

by OldFart77 July 11, 2010