(DOOSH-FAG-A-MUS)
Any emo douchebag who makes it a point to make plans without following through. Also associated with whining poons who are never satisfied, not even by the rank smell of their own spray farts.
This is the highest level of being a faggoty douchebag.
Any emo douchebag who makes it a point to make plans without following through. Also associated with whining poons who are never satisfied, not even by the rank smell of their own spray farts.
This is the highest level of being a faggoty douchebag.
Justin achieved the level of douchefaggimus maximus by whining and sprayfarting the entire road trip.
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a person who is such a jerk they are a douche but thats not even enough of an insult to them because they act gay so they are DOUCHFAGS
your such a douche telling off our cross country coach...now your making up stupid excuses why you did it and you try acting to cool to care.!!! YOU ARE A DOUCHEFAG!!!!
by mr.sh November 15, 2011
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by beeta808 May 10, 2011
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1) A person being a douche and/or douchebag and a fag simultaneously. Originated from the 2nd powerthirst video (look it up on youtube.)
2) My def.: the process of taking a shower(douche means shower in french) and smoking a cigerette(fag means a cig) at the same time.
1) A person being a douche and/or douchebag and a fag simultaneously. Originated from the 2nd powerthirst video (look it up on youtube.)
2) My def.: the process of taking a shower(douche means shower in french) and smoking a cigerette(fag means a cig) at the same time.
1) Chuck: Hey, who the hell do you think you are, douchefag?
Kyle: Your mom, hoebag
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2) Mom: Son, what are you doing in there?
Son: I'm taking a douchefag, now leave me the hell alone!
Kyle: Your mom, hoebag
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2) Mom: Son, what are you doing in there?
Son: I'm taking a douchefag, now leave me the hell alone!
by David789 February 9, 2009
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Douchelad:
-Little to no respect for women, but probably relies on his mom
-Usually homophobic
-He thinks romance is asking, "Ever fucked in the backseat of a Rolls-Royce?"
-He thinks he's "Christian Grey" and wants to reenact the book
-Asks women he's dating whether or not they are virgins
-Literally just a grown fuckboy, how many examples do you need?
-Little to no respect for women, but probably relies on his mom
-Usually homophobic
-He thinks romance is asking, "Ever fucked in the backseat of a Rolls-Royce?"
-He thinks he's "Christian Grey" and wants to reenact the book
-Asks women he's dating whether or not they are virgins
-Literally just a grown fuckboy, how many examples do you need?
by thetenthjustice February 26, 2015
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