Douchebag Ponytail

An asshole who thinks he's enlightened. When in reality he's a high school drop out who is 34 living with his mother in the Poconos doing yoga in her living room.

Did you see Jared's douchebag ponytail?

by Adorable Girlfriend August 1, 2010

Johnny Douchebag

This term is specifically used to refer to a male whose name you do not know. These individuals are easy to pick out at first glance because they are flagrantly pompous since they believe they are of high social status. In actuality they are unintelligent and come off as tools in social settings.

Eric: Look at Johnny Douchebag over there hitting on that good looking girl.

by strutter May 22, 2009

british douchebag

Middle and Upper Class british youth. They are usually students but not always. Characteristically defined as pretentious douchebags who wear aviator sunglasses, shorts and flip flops in the middle of fuckin winter. There are two types, the trendsetters and the followers. The trendsetters as the name implies are the ones who lead the way. The followers are useless cunts who have no identity and worship their leaders. Their natural habitat is out on the street usually at night. Can be also found using the phrase "Yeahno"

John: Did you go out last night?
Phil: Oh Mate Yeah it was amazing we got smashed
John: Rararararara
Phil: Yeahno it was really good. rarararara
John: Let's have gay buttsex
Phil: OK rarararararara. I'm a british douchebag

by Keepinitrealreal March 24, 2010

Iphone douchebag

The douchebag who always answers every question by saying "oh let me look that up on my iphone 4", and always points out that he has an iphone 4 and you dont.

thanks alot, iphone douchebag.

by Slutzy. July 9, 2011

Vegan Douchebag

Someone who plagiarizes other peoples work in the pursuit of self aggrandizement whilst giving the appearance of being knowledgable, credible and holier than thou. The worst kind of intellectual thief. Known to hide when confronted. Will police comments on media to prevent having to deal with lack of originality. Does not credit the source.

Man oh man. he just swiped that content and posted it as his own, he's a fuckin' vegan douchebag.

by The Nodge Squad October 20, 2012

Douchebagger

Someone who "bags" douches. Douchebaggers prowl the streets keeping douches in their place. They target douches that seem to be disturbing others with their blatant douchebaggery. After the douche has been put into submission, it is common practice to hogtie them and dump them in a nearby river or dumpster.

Douchebagger #1: Hey man, see that douche over there in the Hollister shirt and the sideways baseball cap?

Douchebagger #2: Yeah, what a douche.

Douchebagger #1: Let's bag him!

Douchebagger #2: Hell yeah!

by KangarooTaco May 18, 2010

Hipster Douchebag

A person with a holier-than-thou (aka, 'I'm-way-better-than-you') attitude who thinks they're righteous in every way and thinks that absolutely everything mainstream is revolting. Note: these people exert every effort in making it seem like they do not care. Also, they heavily deny that they are hipsters and hate other hipsters for fear that The Cribs will hate them forever.

Person 1: Fuck, it's that hipster douchebag from English class.
Person 2: Aw, man. Let's bail before he/she starts bitch-talking about Paramore or something.

by Hipster Haters, Inc. May 4, 2010