Dirty Desmond

An individual that rapidly jumps from pogo stick to pogo stick while cackling wildly and denying certain truths. Often someone that enjoys a Dirty Desmond suffers from Directional Deficit Disorder.

Kyle had a few too many drinks at a frat party and was coerced into doing a Dirty Desmond.

by Josh Moon September 14, 2019

Dismount

Another word for pulling out

Alright bitch I'm ready for the DISMOUNT!!

by ART July 16, 2003

desmond

Alternative to 'mojo', used to depict an unusually powerful sex drive, which can be sustained for long periods of time.

Man, my desmond was kicking up to high gear last night with my girlfriend.

by alphonsus November 10, 2008

desmodontification

The process of turning into a vampire after being bitten by one.
Derived from 'desmodontinae', the genus of vampire bats.

Thing 1: Hey, did you hear what happened in the latest Twilight book?
Thing 2: Desmodontification.
Thing 1: For shiz.

by vd1188 September 23, 2009

reversal body dismorphic disorder

This has to be credited to Gimme, Gimme Gimme (BBC2 or 1), but proves be such a useful put down!!! Body Dismorphic Disorder (BDD) is, commonly, where a beautiful person looks in the mirror and sees a minger, swap donkey, bush pig staring back at them. Well, Reveral Body Dismorphic Disorder is where a hideously unattractive, usually overweight girl with particularly bad skin (it's my glands you see, nothing to do with the 18 Big Macs and 10 bars of family sized Galaxy I eat a day)looks into the mirror, and instead of seeing the bloated blob before her, sees a combined image of Catherine Zeta Jones and Angelina Jolie - therefore believing herself to be the epitome of beauty!!! Hence - Reversal Body Dismorphic Disorder

"Doctor, is it serious? I'm going to be on the front cover of Nuts, and can't keep the photographer waiting!!!"

"Well, you're five stone over weight and got skin like a pizza. I diagnose a severe case of Reversal Body Dismorphic Disorder. Fetch Gillian McKeith, nurse!"

by Jon Dawson March 29, 2007

donmonique

A young talent loyal friend in the world. The realist pretty smart LOYAL Christian girl known. The leader in tough petty situations. A person who speaks all fact.

That girl is a amazing DONMONIQUE.

by Therealist@100 May 16, 2018

Domohepadoki

Weaboo's Japanese version of diabetes.

"I would eat that cake, but I have domohepadoki."

by Conan Highwoods October 9, 2019