A loser who is abused by his chain smoking mom. His mom is also usually a skank. But he is one big and strong mother fucker.
by Jake_noble June 4, 2020
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by stopher October 27, 2003
Get the hipster doofus mug."Doofus" is a bastardization of the native southern Finnish word "dorfus" which means "one without a pontiff goat." The word is used ironically on Facebook pages and forums to refer to one who is intellectually challenged, yet displays notable cerebral capacity. Popularized on 4Chan, it is now a well known internet meme.
You Doofus.
Did you just say "Dorfus" because the use of that word would be erroneous.
No, I said Doofus.
Oh.
Did you just say "Dorfus" because the use of that word would be erroneous.
No, I said Doofus.
Oh.
by Late_Edition October 23, 2010
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Get the doobulous mug.Noun: An inferior person, assuming lower status than a nebulous; commonly found in servitude of nebuli and often strongly persecuted by them. Often used as an insult i.e "you're such a doobulous". Also commonly abbreviated to "doob".
by Gabs Sims-Fewer November 24, 2006
Get the doobulous mug.A hands-free cell phone device that attaches to the ear and makes the user look like a robo-asshole as he walks around annoying others.
I was in line at the grocery store and some dip-shit with a doofus tooth was talking behind me. I started to talk to him like he was talking to me. That interrupted his conversation so he got torqued-off and went to another line.
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