Trust Me, I know what I'm doing

A phrase often usd by people who don't really know what they're doing.

This catch phrase was often used by the 80's TV cop Sledge Hammer right before he does something that results in some sort of catastrophic event or disaster.

Captain Trunk: Sledge, you cannot disarm that nuclear bomb!

Sledge Hammer: Trust me, I know what I'm doing.

(A nuclear explosion ensues thus ending the season finale of Sledge Hammer)

by d_art July 10, 2005

I can tell you are doing it

I don't know what you are doing, but I can tell you are doing it wrong.

This is a humorous way to point out bad problem solving methods.

I don't know what you are doing, but I can tell you are doing it wrong!

by I, Wreckerrr December 11, 2020

doiv

A doiv is a prostitute but worse, specifically a prostitute with the fattest and firmest titties you will ever see.

"How was your night at the strip club?"
"It was great, I met a doiv."

by flowers69 January 6, 2021

Doink

A Doink is an overstuffed joint typically enjoyed in Amish. They are rather large.

We out here smoking big Doinks in Amish

by AmishBoi1776 September 28, 2017

Doise

A combination of dust and noise

Getting all set to make some doise.

Got to do something about all the doise in the shop.

by AlecSteelFan June 6, 2018

Doing-a-Fairclough

Someone who attempts to avoid his online gaming friends by "appearing offline" whilst actually playing online to then unfortunately be pitched against them in a worldwide lobby.

I thought Pete was online tonight, but he's either still at work or he's Doing-a-Fairclough

by mattlumb November 13, 2010

doise

Combination of word noise and dust.

Alec in the workshop: Let's make some doise...

by Gortax June 6, 2018