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dooklear holocaust

Sweaty hands, heavy breathing, and a ruptured colon. In short:The aftermath of a severe bowel movement. Environmental damage is very possible and more than likely. Up to and including: Flooding, Wall Splatter, and the dreaded "Olor a muerte" or Smell of Death
Stacy described the aftermath of the Dooklear Holocaust that claimed the 5th floor bathroom, "There were large clumps of fecal matter from ceiling to floor. Olor a Muerte had definitely set in."
by Jadeveon Rico Alouicious January 27, 2014
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Dickleing

"Damn, I'd do anything to be dickleing that girl right now"
by Xilef2468 July 20, 2015
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Dickless Fuckboy

dik/ les/ fək boi
Noun

A fuckboy with no dick who only gets fucked in the mouth and asshole, but does none of the fucking because he is dickless. He is a cum dumpster who enjoys bukkake’s and golden showers.
Example 1: Rusty is definitely Justin’s dickless fuckboy. I bet Justin doesn’t even use his toilet when Rusty's around.

Example 2: I wonder how many dicks that dickless fuckboy, Rusty, has had flapping in his face at the same time.
by MAN_PILE_CHAMPION August 23, 2016
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Docker Picking

A Yorkshire, England term meaning; collecting cigarette tab ends to have when one is out of tobacco.
My girlfriend was raging mad, acting like some crazy, caged wild animal because she hadn't had a cig all day; I was down to a few pence in change, so i went docker picking and came back with enough tobacco to last her until midnight when my dole went in and i could purchase a pack of proper cigs at the all night garage.
by Alabama_James November 24, 2018
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Dicklexia

Dicklexia: Losing train of thought, speech, and comprehension from result of sex
Tina: Girl I woke up this morning and can’t remember what happened after me and Mike had sex

Tammy: Girl that happens to me all the time, it’s called Dicklexia
by Professor Dickalous July 8, 2019
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donkleb

The Top Dog; undefeated; a man who youngins look up to; unique; hustler; money maker; arguably the most unique person you know.

The highest status a man can reach during his lifetime.
Even as a boy, Donkleb was already the boy.
by bigmusclemike October 18, 2020
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Dicklefuck

When you have sex with your awesome dick and then water comes out
"Man Samantha loves it when her boyfriend does a dicklefuck."
by Fucklestick March 19, 2023
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