doctor

Someone who puts up with an ever more impatient public demanding quick fixes for innocuous conditions while facing scrutiny from those who judge service, cost-accountability, and adherence to legal definitions of medicine.

Doctors usually give up being caregivers when they meet people who provide definitions in urbandictionary.com

by diluted April 12, 2005

Doctor

The man who will save the Earth.

"The Doctor is the world's only hope."

by Whovian November 18, 2012

Doctor Scott

Doctor Scott (born in the early 1980's) is the stage name of Scott Winter. Winter, a rapper from San Francisco's Sunset District, is known as much for his looks and exotic women, as he is for his eclectic music. Well remembered for his musical dedications to large women, also referred to as SSBBW's. Such songs include "2 Tickets" and "Foreplay 2 FourWay". He most recently teamed up with San Leandro standout YB to release the album "Welcome 2 Hollyweird".

My favorite song is 'Pop Music Killed My Baby' by Doctor Scott & Dick Swift

by Tony Ceto July 6, 2007

doctor

A Doctor is someone who goes to school for up to 16 years after they graduate high school, only to lose their job and liscense on their first day because some family filed a malpractice lawsuit because he couldn't save their doomed-in-the-first-place family member.

Jon went to school until he was 32 to become a Doctor, but on his first day when he failed to save his patient who had a failing liver and could not have been saved anyway, the family filed a malpractice lawsuit against him and he lost his job, liscense to practice, 16 years of his life, and several hundred thousand dollars in school tuition fees. Isn't the American Legal System great?

by MMM_TAIYAKI March 3, 2007

ham doctor

The act of defining a previously benign phrase as something vulgar or obscene. Popularized by a the penny-arcade strip 'Prefanity.'

I totally ham doctored Rick Satorum's name!

by m effin dumby July 22, 2009

Whore Doctor

1. A practicing doctor who has the responsibility of treating whore's for the S.T.D's that they have picked up while sleeping with any male they can find.
2. Also the name given to an elderly gentleman who has had a huge number of female sex partners and has earned the title of being a "Whore Doctor". These gentlemen are rare and have absolutely no respect for females.

Lisa: I feel so ashamed, I have to visit the "Whore Doctor" to get rid of this dirty disease that I picked up while shagging.
Samantha: Thats terrible, I bet you will kill the guy who gave you the S.T.D when you catch up with him!
Lisa: I can't be sure which guy it was, I've narrowed it down to 7 though, because the other 5 insisted on wearing condoms.
Samantha: Do you need a lift to the clinic?
Lisa: No thanks, my husband is taking me.

by Paul Fleming August 15, 2006

Doctor Octopus

Probably the coolest supervillain. He has a good side, and badass arms.

Doctor Octopus is so fucking cool

by ESBirdnerd December 5, 2020