marinara muff dive

The act of performing cunnilingus on a female while she is menstruating, thereby getting "marinara" all over ones face.

Pat hooked up with this chick in Brooklyn and gave her a marinara muff dive. Gross!

by Mufftruck November 12, 2016

shit your pants and dive in and swim

a phrase often used when a person is left without options for a given situation... basically when someone is totally fucked and there is nothing they can do about it

Joe told me the cop pulled him over for running a stop sign and found a quarter pound of weed and an open bottle of gin in the car... He asked me what to do and I told him to just "shit your pants and dive in and swim".

by druman930 July 12, 2011

dry dive

To die or kill one's self by being thrown from of or jumping off of a building.

Mary took a dry dive from a hotel room.

by shanondw September 28, 2008

five dive

The act of a stripper picking up a folded five dollar bill off of a paying mans face (or forhead) with her vagina.

the stripper performed the five dive for her customer.

by kibascheza April 7, 2008

Pearl Dive

Performing oral sex on a female and licking her clitoris (aka licking the pearl tongue).

She loves to Pearl Dive on juicy, tuna-flavored snooch for hours!

by Shit_4_Brains September 3, 2007

High Five Super Dive

A variation of high five scuba dive, consists of high five followed by forward diving motion with the high fiving hand. Accompanied by the words "High Five Super Dive!!"
"High Five" on the high five, "super dive" on the dive.

Tom " Wow i just won the lottery!!"

Josh "Dude!!!"

Both "High Five Super Dive!!"

by Josiah Ferncliff Bircham May 8, 2008

Night Dive

Taking a dump on a dive mask, then putting the mask onto your passed-out drunk friend.

You keep mouthing off, you're gonna go for a night dive tonight.

by Hiro Yamamoto August 25, 2005