DiscorticsSexual

Basically, someone who is attracted to a discord bot.
The bot has nice features and you like her because you're attracted to her.
A person that does have a life and likes to simp.

person 1. You're attracted to discortics
Person 2. Yea and I am DiscorticsSexual because she's a good bot.
Person 1. You're a huge weirdo Yuma.(

by IWontUseIt April 9, 2022

d1stortedmiku

@jermyfitzgerald s fav mutual (ily)

Person1: yo have u heard of d1stortedmiku?!
Person3: yeah its jermyfitzgerald s fav moot!

by hugz4jeremy May 9, 2022

distrot

Horribly upset regarding an aspect of your horse's gait (or lack thereof).

In several humorous children's stories, a distrot wagon-driver whose balky nag refuses to pull his burden eventually discovers da old long-stick-with-a-carrot-on-da-end (or an ear of corn, bunch of juicy grass, etc.) strategy to get said uncooperative equine to begin plodding forwards once more.

by QuacksO January 14, 2023

Disporter

a person who sells goods or materials in its own person without official permission for public display and sale.

Disporters of dairy products

by Marc2.0 June 20, 2023

Disportia

When your eyes see multiple of the thing infront of you.

“Omg I see disportia of you”

by Optometrist February 17, 2025