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Dillon

A dude who looks like a damn chick. Dillon screams 9 octave notes that not even Maria Carey can reach for no apparent reason at all. Has a huge ass crush on a drama queen who severely needs to get hit in the head with a brick written ‘common sense’ on it. Dillon has multiple accounts of sexual harassment and is now a sex offender in 32 states.
Dude 1: damn that girl can hit those high notes
Dude 2: ....... that’s dillon
by Litle litle louoooo January 1, 2018
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A litttel bitch
Tom:" man mike is such a... Dillon."
Mike:"I'm standing right fucking here."
by 117274 April 11, 2018
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The term "Dillon" generally refers to a male with a certain combination of obnoxious characteristics related to attitude, social ineptitude, public behavior, or outward presentation.Though the common Dillon thinks he is accepted by the people around him, most of his peers dislike him. He has an inflated sense of self-worth, compounded by a lack of social grace and self-awareness. He behaves inappropriately in public, yet is completely ignorant to how pathetic he appears to others.He often talks about how cool, successful, and popular he is, yet never catches on to the fact that he comes across as a total loser. Nevertheless, he firmly believes that he is the smartest, most desirable, and most charming person in the room... and will try to bad-rep anyone who would threaten to expose this facade.He fancies himself a ladies’ man, yet tends to be a joke to all but the most naive of women. He tries to portray himself as part of the in-crowd (a fashionista, an upwardly mobile professional, the life of the party, etc.) but only succeeds in his own mind.To everyone else, he is an annoying and arrogant phony who comes across as a wannabe overcompensating for his insecurities. He tries to appear like the center of whatever group will tolerate him, but in reality, he is just a tag-along who mooches drinks, women, contacts, social standing, and other benefits from the group... while contributing nothing.A-list ego; D-list status.
Oh god seems like this guy is a Dillon

please lord not another Dillon
by TinyGordon May 23, 2018
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Dillon is a handsome boy who is very intelligent. He is famous at Borrowdale Primary School in Zimbabwe, and is a great dancer. He is very fit boy and is good at sports. Everyone admires this young lad and if you don't know him and meet him you will like him too.
He is so Dillon (handsome)
by Handsome oan October 14, 2018
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Greatest person who ever live good at everything great with the girls military man
The best sniper in the world is a dude named Dillon
by Da bomb boy 1 October 17, 2018
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A giant who is also a Nazi He has a ps4 and is a undertale fanboy
hey can you pass me that dillon
by Pighairlol December 1, 2018
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A very strange and complex individual. Dillon is a very good-looking dude, though his stupidity and immaturity prevents him from pulling any thots. He's really not that hard to befriend, as long as you can handle his craziness for long periods of time. Getting annoyed with his craziness usually leads to hands being thrown, though it's safe to say there's nothing to worry about there.
Friend #1: Dillon is an idiot.
Friend #2: How long'd it take you to figure that out?
by LI22Green December 17, 2018
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