mass diddler

One who diddles people's holes

Dude the real mass diddler totally diddled Doug a new hole. He hasn't been the same since.

by Therealmassdiddler October 6, 2016

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Diddler

Someone super weird in a good or bad way. Specifically someone that gives someone's else's balls a little tickle from underneath the shorts.

Sam is such a freakin diddler I can't believe it. He really gave Matthew that little tickle. God diddle dang.

by maruthless July 3, 2017

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Dorchester Diddler

A Peeping Tom making the residents of Dorchester Hall shower with their clothes on.

A: "Hey did you hear about the Dorchester Diddler?"
B: "Yeah. If I ever see him, I'm gonna charge at him naked."
A: "But wouldn't he like that?"
B: "Shoot."

by VoyeurViper September 16, 2025

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Diddler is a newer term coined from P. Diddy, as he had a sexual assault case involving a minor. If you're called a diddler, you're more than likely being compared to P. Diddy, and your current actions are probably illegal or taboo

"I heard Jason got in trouble for sexting a minor..."
"I didn't know he was a diddler!"

by IkeaSquid July 4, 2024

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Dallas Diddler

A notorious, oversized nerd enrolled at the University of Texas at Dallas, known for his unsettling obsession with young children and a rumored basement full of "collections." Often spotted lurking near playgrounds after 6 PM, once freed from the shackles of his engineering homework. Parents whisper his name as a warning to keep their kids indoors—lest they become another victim of his "study breaks."

"Hey Karen, make sure Timmy’s inside by 6—Perneb the Dallas Diddler just texted me that his last exam ended, and you KNOW that freak doesn’t waste time."

by supergamefury April 21, 2025

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