dick cheese

The cheese surrounding the circumference of the dick

Oh he’s dirty he has that nasty dick cheese

by girthydog February 1, 2020

Dick cheese

The most delicious substance in the world yumilicious

Damn that is some amazing tasting dick cheese.

by Ahhhhhhgghghh January 22, 2020

Dick cheese

Dick cheese: an insulting name to shout at an unsuspecting stranger in public

Ex: "Hey you, yeah you! The dick cheese with the hat! Yeah, fuck you!"

by an oddly literate kamikaze May 14, 2016

Dog Dick Cheese Breath

Someone with stank ass breath.

Kevin has dog dick cheese breath.

by flippin pham March 23, 2023

Dick Cheney Cheese Pull

Pulling one’s own “string cheese” and simultaneously pretending to be Darth Vader while actually fucking over half the general population.

He was in a real Dick Cheney Cheese Pull getting us into that bullshit bar fight.

by Pastyclown May 1, 2025

Dick cheese

when yo dick stank like whet grandma wrinkly pussy.

“Ew that nigga has dick cheese”
“I can smell his dick cheese from a mile away what a stinky nigger”
“Ew that nigga needa wash his dick cheese away”
“Son why does your dick smell like dick cheese”
“Dude I think I have dick cheese in my ass now”

by The top nigga September 27, 2023

Dick cheese

When someone puts cheese under their foreskin and lets it ferment for 2-3 days. They put it in a bag with small cockroaches and usually dump it on somone or throw it at someone.

That fucking idiot threw some dick cheese on me

by Shoe_stealer64 May 21, 2022