Dick cheese

It’s the stuff you smell on a dick when someone doesn’t wash it

Ethan: yo Peter what is that smell???

Peter: it might be my dick cheese I haven’t washed my dick in a week

by Dougle87 June 4, 2023

dick cheese

oh no 3 cheese cubes in dick help

toaster dick nerd
ass ouch owie

man i hate having dick cheese
dick cheese man
fucking dick cheese the doctors dont know how to remove it help
dick cheese eater

by casualtater August 20, 2019

Dick Cheese

A cheese made out of semen and left to rot in large quantities until solid.

Person A: Man that Dick Cheese was great!
Person B: Glad you loved it man! Anytime you need some I'm right here.

by Capital_K November 18, 2023

dick cheese

The cheese surrounding the circumference of the dick

Oh he’s dirty he has that nasty dick cheese

by girthydog February 1, 2020

Chinese Dick Cheese

The creation made after leaving semen inside of the extra skin of the penis over time. The product you are left with has the consistency of cheese. Usually eaten as a side dish with a Big Mac.

"The McDonald's down in Hong Kong never misses with their Chinese Dick Cheese!"

by BangalangMan February 12, 2025

Dick cheese

Dick cheese: an insulting name to shout at an unsuspecting stranger in public

Ex: "Hey you, yeah you! The dick cheese with the hat! Yeah, fuck you!"

by an oddly literate kamikaze May 14, 2016

Dick cheese

The most delicious substance in the world yumilicious

Damn that is some amazing tasting dick cheese.

by Ahhhhhhgghghh January 22, 2020