The medical term to describe the acute onset of paranoia and psychosis regarding director/producer/screenwriter/composer/actor J.J. Abrams. Symptoms include hyperbolic statements with the fixation of lens flares and shakey camera angles. Abrams Derangement Syndrome typically affects nerds and geeks with selective amnesia who seem to forget that the Star Wars prequels were garbage, and so was Star Trek: Nemesis and Star Trek: Enterprise. But for some reason, J.J. Abrams is worse than George Lucas, Rick Berman and Brannon Braga combined.
Person 1: "I took my girlfriend to see Star Trek Into Darkness. We thought that was a great movie!"
Person 2: "JJ Abrams is the worst thing to happen to Star Trek! There were lens flares everywhere and he absolutely ruins the franchise! God, I can't even imagine what he'll do to Star Wars!"
Person 1: "I think you should smoke a bowl, dude. You're suffering from serious Abrams Derangement Syndrome."
Person 2: "JJ Abrams is the worst thing to happen to Star Trek! There were lens flares everywhere and he absolutely ruins the franchise! God, I can't even imagine what he'll do to Star Wars!"
Person 1: "I think you should smoke a bowl, dude. You're suffering from serious Abrams Derangement Syndrome."
by T-Rocknrolla September 14, 2013
Get the abrams derangement syndrome mug.A term used to describe a mentality a minority of New Zealand citizens suffer from, (often National voters and the antivax), in which they blame their day to day problems on the Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern. Usually problems that have no relation to Ardern’s actions or personal views.
They also frequently spout their opinion that she runs the worst government ever, despite the fact that the economy is in good shape, unemployment and child poverty is down, minimum wages were boosted above inflation, and healthcare continues to receive more funding than ever before. - While previous governments had all the same perceived failures without any of these successes.
Those that suffer from Ardern Derangement Syndrome may be seen at public stores turning over copies of Woman’s Weekly and books featuring Jacinda Ardern. Or met at a limited number of family gatherings where a single individual will spend the entire day talking about how bad Jacinda is, that they ruin the day for everyone around them by spouting political nonsense rather than enjoying time with family.
They also frequently spout their opinion that she runs the worst government ever, despite the fact that the economy is in good shape, unemployment and child poverty is down, minimum wages were boosted above inflation, and healthcare continues to receive more funding than ever before. - While previous governments had all the same perceived failures without any of these successes.
Those that suffer from Ardern Derangement Syndrome may be seen at public stores turning over copies of Woman’s Weekly and books featuring Jacinda Ardern. Or met at a limited number of family gatherings where a single individual will spend the entire day talking about how bad Jacinda is, that they ruin the day for everyone around them by spouting political nonsense rather than enjoying time with family.
Jane: Awful weather we’re having today, isn’t it?
Carl: It’s all Cindy Ardern’s fault! She’s using a weather controlling machine to personally ruin our day, my day specifically. Worst government ever!
David: Jane, don’t bother talking to Carl, he has Ardern Derangement Syndrome and cannot be helped. Everything will revert back to Jacinda. He told me it was personally the Prime Minister’s fault his neighbour's dog shat on his lawn too.
Carl: It’s all Cindy Ardern’s fault! She’s using a weather controlling machine to personally ruin our day, my day specifically. Worst government ever!
David: Jane, don’t bother talking to Carl, he has Ardern Derangement Syndrome and cannot be helped. Everything will revert back to Jacinda. He told me it was personally the Prime Minister’s fault his neighbour's dog shat on his lawn too.
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We have another derangester threatening to jump off the Golden Gate Bridge because he thinks he was chosen as a god.
by Strange Blue Dude June 16, 2017
Get the derangester mug.Multiple meanings, primarily used to describe the sound heard when someone falls. However can also mean when you destroy something. In a good or bad way.
Bro, last night I got dharalled.
We about to enter dharall-city baby
I’m currently just dharalling it at work, I’m sure I’m due a promotion.
We about to enter dharall-city baby
I’m currently just dharalling it at work, I’m sure I’m due a promotion.
by GNIUS May 10, 2018
Get the Dharall mug.The slum-side of India's Mumbai. Some people believe that tourists and children have been missing on the south side of the slums. Dharavi is known as the Indian Bermuda Triangle. Nobody knows why so many people have gone missing around this area but critics say it is the sewers and the Xenoraptors that live there. Nothing is safe to say though.
Dean: 'Where do you lads wanna go for a lads holiday then?'
Melvin Gibbleson III: 'How about Dharavi? I heard it is a great tourist town!'
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*They go to Dharavi* 3 days later they were never seen again. They were last seen shagging by the sewers.
Melvin Gibbleson III: 'How about Dharavi? I heard it is a great tourist town!'
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*They go to Dharavi* 3 days later they were never seen again. They were last seen shagging by the sewers.
by OllyMursFan79 August 4, 2018
Get the Dharavi mug.To be called ‘Daera’ is to be among the most prestigious and honoured persons on earth. To have this name given to you gives elite status amongst all of society. When the world is in grave danger, they will turn to anyone with the name of ‘Daera’ to deliver the world from destruction. Throughout history, people with this name have been hailed as heroes and kings among men. In terms of intellectual ability, they are far superior to any conscious being in the universe. A man named Daera is an example of a perfect specimen of athletic ability from head to toe. To look upon the face of these select few men is to look upon an exquisite, handsome, elegant face. Despite being the perfect human being, these people are among the most humble on earth, while still being extremely confident. Daera is the holy grail of names.
That man is very Daera
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