Ass Dew

When your ass sweat pools on your ass-hole, and forms droplets like fresh morning dew.

Man it's hot today, this ass dew is killin' me.

by OptiPrime February 13, 2007

Morning Dew

In reference to a woman being wet in the morning; the equivalent to morning wood.

She was so aroused her panties were soaked with morning dew.

by Roxannestone September 5, 2016

DDRsteal-a-dew

Noun: An event where someone makes a visit to the home of a freind/relative/acquaintence for a short videogame session, and then use that as an excuse to steal a canned beverage from the fridge of said friend/relative/acquaintance.
Etymology: derived from the words "DDR"(Dance Dance Revolution: a popular rhythm/music game developed by KONAMI) "steal"(the act of maliciously taking something that does not belong to you) and "Dew"(shortened variation of Mountain Dew, a Pepsi product)

Noun: "Mabye I'll stop by for a round of ddrsteal-a-dew before I leave town"

by marty_ozone September 23, 2005

toilet dew

when you are taking a massive shit, and the last peice of crap falls out of ur ass flies out with such a great velocity, that the impact on the water produces a splash. if this cold, splash reaches ur asshole, and produces a cold, wet, uncomfortable feeling there, tht is toilet dew.

Dude! i just planetd this enormous shit tht was f ing wicked, when i found myself with a feroious splash and a bad case of toilet dew.

by fucksoid February 18, 2005

Fountain Dew

(noun) Mountain Dew served from a restaurant fountain. Much fizzier, less caffeinated, and more watery than its bottled counterpart.

A: What do you wanna drink? They have Mountain Dew.
B: Nah. That's Fountain Dew. Apples and oranges, dude.

by Rochelle Affleck September 25, 2005

Dew Jacked

When a friend or random person steals your mountain dew or drinks from it with out asking.

Bill: hey that guy stole my mountain dew

Jim: oh you just got dew jacked

by SodaAddict619 March 3, 2010

Milroy dew

The first pirson drinks a 12 pack of mnt dew and waits till the have to piss really bad and shove there dick in the others ass and they need to hold it till the can no more. And relase it back into the first persons mouth and then drink it

Me and her did the milroy dew best. Bevrege ever

by Thedewmasters October 7, 2016