Derin Suer

Derin Suer is so good at swimming that he fucking outran a tiger in a pool. He also gets all the girls

Derin Suer is a full grown fucker but he is shorter then Elon Musk.

by YouKnowWhoTheFuckThisIs*** February 20, 2022

le me derpin

A phrase that describes a particularly retarded face: A retarded smile, and the eyes pointing in different directions.

*le me derpin

Mom: What are you doing?

Me: I'm derpin. See my derp face?

by derpette123456789 April 29, 2012

Derpin'

A phrase used when someone is being dumb or obviously didn't think out what they were about to say before they said it.

Teacher: "In this story, can anybody tell me what symbolizes death?"
Girl: "Whats death?"
Guy: "Really? You're straight derpin' right now"

by TheHerpaDerp April 8, 2011

Darking

To intentionally ignore someone by turning off your phone and ignoring all calls to pursue other activities. Generally a courting partner

I`ll hang with you guys today, i ain`t seeing her ,no way . I be darking her. I`ll put her on blackout.

by tgi-myday June 2, 2011

Dirking

When one acts extremely difficult, objectionable, or unpleasant. A modern substitute for the word Bitch. Dirking can be used to explain ones actions when they complain, behave immaturely, or whine.

if your girlfriend is complaining that the two of you "never see any girly movies anymore." you can tell her to "stop Dirking."

by smoothie from clutchfans November 29, 2007

Derping

When you're herping the derp by derp derping around. Usually done on the internet.

Person 1: Why didn't you answer my call?

Person 2: oh sorry i was busy derping around.

by Bobby Boosha January 13, 2011

Dirkinate

(v) to shoot down enemy air support in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

named after Dirk Kelly, the greatest history teacher ever

Oh my god an AC139! Time to Dirkinate it!

by ROXguitarist19 August 20, 2010