Al Dente

The most desirable form of cooked noodles. Just firm, not soft.

Also:

A wang that's not hard, but not soft; just a bit firm.

Adam: Trevor do you like al dente?
Trevor: No!
Jon: Haha Trevor likes al dente!
Adam: Hahaha he so does.
Trevor: Al dente is revolting!
Adam/Jon: Trevor loves al dente!

by BobRyder June 18, 2007

Dented can

When someone appears perfect or to have it "all together" like a perfectly placed can on the grocery shelf...but then when you look closer at the can you see its riddled with hidden dents.

Stacy always acts like she is so much better than everyone but she stays in every weekend eating ice cream and crying while watching Bridget Jone's Diary...what a dented can!

by Kerrie Z July 15, 2011

Esmee Denters

1. An extremly now is signed to his record label. She has lots of soul andtalented young woman who used to sing for youtube videos. She got noticed by Justin Timberlake and is very down to earth. She is rising up the popularity ladder and the only people who don't support her are usually jealous of her rise to fame or just do not like that music, and think anything different from there taste is bad. She has a great career ahead of her and is very humble.

2. Nickname for anyone popular on youtube for music.

1. "Hello, have you heard the new Esmee Denters song?"
"Yes! It's is so cool!"

2. "I swear, one day I'll be an Esmee Denters."

"Get started on those videos then."

by Nicoly February 1, 2010

al dente

a penis that is half erect.

jon: hey trevor do you like al dente?
trevor: NO
adam: hey trevor do you like al dente?
trevor: NO!!
jon: hey trevor do you lik-
trevor: BUTTFUCK!

by Jon.t June 18, 2007

al dente method

when having sex, or cooking pasta, to pull it out before completely finished.

"Ted and Katie practice the Al Dente method...oops, another kid!"

by kate0087 January 17, 2010

Dented

The act of becoming so drunk that everything becomes one incomprehensible streak of madness where you are unaccountable for everything that you do.

Hey Paddy do you want to get completely dented this Friday?

by WillyCal January 6, 2012

Devonte

an adorable boy in high school that a lot of girls secretly crushes on. he is smart asf, his smile will make you get wet, but if you was to ever get in bed with him then your night will be made

girl: oh my look at him, he is so adorable and smart
boy: well im out
girl: i wish all the boys could be a devonte

by WomanSlayer2284 November 19, 2019