top deck dump

Pooping in the cistern (toliet tank).

The bathroom stinks to high heaven because some total fartknocker (a true buttweed) took a top deck dump!!!

by Telephony January 5, 2011

Stacks On Deck

Stacks on deck is a term that refers to having a sufficiently large quantity of money to the point where one can spend as much as they want without noticing the loss. The term is commonly included in hip-hop, rap, and RnB songs, often in conjunction with lyrics that claim to be able to provide unlimited luxuries for a female companion. An example of this type of usage can be seen in the song “Whatever You Like”, where the rapper T.I. sings “Stacks on deck, Patron on ice, we can pop bottles all night, baby you could have whatever you like”. Here the phrase refers to having enough money to buy limitless bottles of Patron. Obviously, having stacks on deck requires having a large amount of money, yet to use the phrase itself there are less obvious requirements. You won’t see a high profile banker or engineer use the phrase to describe their wealth because to most people they would sound like they’re trying to impersonate the style and tone of a rapper. Contrary to what some people might believe, the term refers neither to falling to the floor during a gunfight nor to taking MDMA, as is sometimes claimed. The term is a fairly modern one, thought to have originated due to high profile, rich playboys throwing down stacks of cash onto the “deck” of the bar, buying drinks without regard to cost. The term became somewhat more famous after the artist Soulja Boy created a recording label under the name Stacks on Deck Entertainment (SODMG).

To buy all that wacky tobakky, he must have had mad stacks on deck

by KyleBohunicky October 13, 2011

Double decker biscuit

A large biscuit so large it may be 4 times bigger than above average

Zack said, "I look like a whole double decker biscuit!"

by Chiara_Hunter October 16, 2017

Black and Decker Pecker Wreckers

Alternate word for braces. The male genitalia's worst enemy.

Amy got a brand new pair of Black and Decker Pecker Wreckers. I'd keep that mouth away from your package if I were you.

by TangClock July 26, 2009

upper deck

v. The leaving of fecal matter in the tank of ones toilet, turning the water brown. Primarily done as revenge or a drunken practical joke, but sometimes in an emergency when the bowl is clogged.

n. The shit that is left in tank during such an act.

I got so wasted last night I upper decked Sean, his bathroom is going to stink for weeks.

by Lama March 8, 2003

poop deck

The exposed partial deck on the stern of some ships. Requires constant swabbing.

''Swab the poop deck!''

by just some random guy July 24, 2008

Deck Ape

United States Naval slang terminology which describes those sailors in the fleet who work on the ship and who maintain the ship and it's spaces that relate primarily to the Traditional Navy such as the Anchor Room (Foc'sle), gangways, ceremonial spaces, main decks, flight decks and top decks for small boys (little ships) and big boys (Large Ships). The duty of the Naval Deck Ape is often demanding, difficult and sometimes grueling compared to most work standards. Deck Apes are a very proud sort of Naval Personnel that work hard, play hard and love the traditional naval standards to which they uphold.

Navy Botswain's Mates in Deck Administration-!st, 2nd, 3rd, and 4th Divisions (Work on all ships and ceremonial points of the Navy)

Navy Aviation Botswain's Mates in Air Department- V1, V2, V3, V4 and VX Divisions on Board Naval Flat Top Vessels only (Mainly work at Airstations and onboard Aircraft Carriers, etc.)

"The Deck Apes scurried on the flight deck during Flight Operations."

by William A. Nicholas (Wild Bill) September 23, 2008