dental plan, lisa needs braces

a timeless phrase, used with great versatility. you can say this at pretty much any time or situation but definately works best when said during one of those long awkward pauses in a conversation.

sometimes shortened to simply "dental plan..." let open to completion by others present, or simply left abbreviated.

taken from the famous "union" episode of the simpsons, this is what homer repeats to himself over and over again whilst trying to decide whether to pursue a dental plan program for workers of the nuclear plant or to give up this right for a free keg of beer. hrmmm....

... dental plan, lisa needs braces

some guy: "and that's when i realized that my glasses were on my *head* the whole time!"
dudes: " .... "
me: "... dental plan, lisa needs braces"

by Olly J July 8, 2005

dental plan, lisa needs braces

Nonsensical chant derived from an episode of the simpsons. Great to use at TGI Fridays on monday night football.

Getz: "Dental Plan"
Everyone: "Lisa Needs Braces!"

by Getz December 23, 2003

five-finger dental appointment

A brutal or sudden physical altercation, often a punch to the face, results in immediate or perceived dental consequences, such as a broken tooth, a bleeding mouth, or the implication that the recipient now needs an emergency visit to the dentist.

Somebody gave him a five-finger dental appointment after messing with a woman.

by Doctor WTF April 22, 2025

dental hygienistry

Dental hygiene profession for first time home buyers that like fancy words.

She was a Professor of dental hygienistry.

by Sheananigans April 15, 2021

Greedy Dental Whore

The unappreciative female dentist who takes all the free shit sent to the office for the staff.

That greedy dental whore took all seven beach bags sent from the ortho office!

by The Staff December 16, 2012

DENTAL DAM

A latex chunk you put on a ladies pissmit when your munching on her box

"Hey bro whats a dental dam?"
- "Well its A latex chunk you put on a ladies pissmit when your munching on her box, you know for protection."

by MortHorde March 8, 2023

Dental Dust

Dental dust, as in that sweet medical grade ketamine.

"Hey Fred, wanna try some of this fine dental dust? It's not just for horses ya know."

by T-lea July 23, 2022